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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Posted 9:30 PM by Gene

We do not know what to say about Warren Christopher except we remember him with those beady eyes and swivelling his robotic head back and forth as he talked and emitting a loud raspy buzzer-like EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... We know folks like this are supposed to be important but given the connivers at State -- like the current occupant but not, we will vow, Mr. Christopher -- we think all they do is talk. At worst their talking can kill our nationals and win Nobel Prizes. A lot of ordinary people who are NOT our superiors do important work, but they will never be slobbered over as was St. Tim of Russert.

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