Posted
6:09 PM
by Gene
And how do we know the BELTWAY types and other such self-important creatures panicked? They bricked up the wireless networks!
Now people would say, how can you blather such a thing? Aren't people entitled to panic at a moment like that? To which I say, there were no casualties and little property damage in THE UNIVERSE'S MOST IMPORTANT TOWN, and that was surely evident almost right away. What if this had been a real disaster? We don't dare to think.