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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, August 12, 2011

Posted 11:53 AM by Gene

DOC-TOR KRAUTHAMMER says OUR SYSTEM WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let us not forget heavy-booted Richie Riches have more control over our government than ever. We got His Incompetence thanks in no small part to GEORGE "LET THEM ROT IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP!" SOROS; we got the Tea Party thanks in no small part to the KOCH BROTHERS. And zigzagging like Wall Street may be the sign of democracy in full bloom but it may not be the sign of a nation in good spirits. Our working system got us a health-care fiasco that hasn't been remotely repealed and an S&P downgrade (full of caveats). If this is democracy what is chaos like? "Notice how the loudest complaints about 'broken politics' come from those who lost the debate." Then why have we endured non-stop screaming from BOTH WINNING SIDES for what seems like the last three hundred years? That he's this boastful of messy democracy today makes us ask if he was so proud of it last year.

Some people have simply pundited too long. Why couldn't the Dr. have stared at his navel over yesterday's "debate"?

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