...The One-Minute Pundit
Sunday, August 14, 2011
SLIME, in the voice of a fictional TV character, through "an e-mail sent to the press", through SUPERNIKKI!!!!!:
"For two years, we’ve been mercilessly bombarded with the pubescent nonsense of carnival sideshow freaks calling themselves 'The Glee Club'. And now, they’re trying to shove a 3D concert movie down our throats. It’s time to make a stand against these pimply-faced, hormone-ridden twits by joining the 'STOP BELIEVING' campaign. Say 'NO' to their insignificant cinematic experiment. I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand looking at their little satanic faces in 2D, much less 3D."
Thankfully, the teens stopped believing.