Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Saturday, August 13, 2011

We are sorry to hear ESPNCORP PICTURES has ended production of The Lone Ranger; we'd have rather it spent the $250 million ($600 million after MARKETING) to construct a new BLACK HOLE.

Which raises the question: Why does Hollywood spend $600 million a pop to go to the toilet?

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