THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Some of the most highly partisan and irritating news-hack propaganda centers around public-opinion "polls." This press release merely repeats the canard that the Republican Party is dead, which in turn is but a covert expression of the news biz' glee, and the contempt for conservatives that The Daily Kaplan famously expressed in its poor-uneducated-easy-to-command gag. Give me the day of the party rags, of Horace Greeley and The Log Cabin, of papers that called themselves the Democrat and the Republican for a purpose, when news hacks lied, lied boldly and honestly, and didn't give a damn about it.
The dullard Papa stealthily finagled onto the Nine Fingers so he wouldn't be BORKED is hint-hinting he may retire -- or maybe not.
Unfortunately for The One, the guy's a left-leaning Finger.
P. S. at 10:06 p. m. GE BANCORP NETWORK NEWS makes it official: he's leaving. (No link)
P. P. S. at 10:12 p. m. National Public NewsTalk Radio says so too.
P. P. P. S. at 10:16 p. m. Nobody noticed the ASSPress story, and nobody notices this. Here's a big political news story and no one notices. I suppose the hacks are still trailing BO, or congratulating themselves on Sen. O'Specter, or still counting the HUNDRED DAYS.
And since no one notices we will jump ahead of overrated sites like the VOLOKHHEADS, who would be over this in the proverbial New York minute, and speculate The One chooses from left field, in both ways.
MESS link at 10:23 p. m.
P. P. P. P. S. We didn't notice -- Nina Totenberg reported it for NPNTR. They must have shared a few commiserations. (We learned that because it's up on WIKI, the World's News Leader. Pfffffffffffffffft!)
Unfortunately for The One, the guy's a left-leaning Finger.
P. S. at 10:06 p. m. GE BANCORP NETWORK NEWS makes it official: he's leaving. (No link)
P. P. S. at 10:12 p. m. National Public NewsTalk Radio says so too.
P. P. P. S. at 10:16 p. m. Nobody noticed the ASSPress story, and nobody notices this. Here's a big political news story and no one notices. I suppose the hacks are still trailing BO, or congratulating themselves on Sen. O'Specter, or still counting the HUNDRED DAYS.
And since no one notices we will jump ahead of overrated sites like the VOLOKHHEADS, who would be over this in the proverbial New York minute, and speculate The One chooses from left field, in both ways.
MESS link at 10:23 p. m.
P. P. P. P. S. We didn't notice -- Nina Totenberg reported it for NPNTR. They must have shared a few commiserations. (We learned that because it's up on WIKI, the World's News Leader. Pfffffffffffffffft!)
A THREAT:
New 'USA Today' Editor: Seek to 'Innovate Like Hell'
This means -- MORE HUGE front-page sports blurbs, MORE HEAD-BANGING front-page show-biz advertorials, MORE gimmicks with advertisers to goose sales. (And MORE stories about the First Family's dinner preferences, it goes without saying -- although we may throw in an occasional INVESTIGATIVE REPORT about REPUBLICANS.) It does NOT mean a better paper -- as if that were possible with USAOKAY!!!!!
New 'USA Today' Editor: Seek to 'Innovate Like Hell'
This means -- MORE HUGE front-page sports blurbs, MORE HEAD-BANGING front-page show-biz advertorials, MORE gimmicks with advertisers to goose sales. (And MORE stories about the First Family's dinner preferences, it goes without saying -- although we may throw in an occasional INVESTIGATIVE REPORT about REPUBLICANS.) It does NOT mean a better paper -- as if that were possible with USAOKAY!!!!!
Now if our STATE MEDIA continue with their old tricks they will treat Veep Throttlebottom as a daft but lovable uncle and hide him in the attic. We don't want to ruin the prospects for a greater president than FDR, after all.
And we have not heeded this CRISIS!!!!! because we rather suspected we'd hear something like this, though it pays to keep your fingers crossed.
And we have not heeded this CRISIS!!!!! because we rather suspected we'd hear something like this, though it pays to keep your fingers crossed.
Great: Chrysler will suck off the government's teat even in bankruptcy.
WHY will stocks go up a thousand points today?
(Via Seeking Alpha)
WHY will stocks go up a thousand points today?
(Via Seeking Alpha)
Geithner "Most Beautiful" Scandal: Tim's Brother Is A 'People' Mag VP! [SIC!]
Spinning off PEOPLE INC. would be too good for it.
Spinning off PEOPLE INC. would be too good for it.
Remembering the L.A. riots of 1992:
Where were you?
I think we know where you hacks were: lazing in your luxury news suites, giddy at the death and destruction, waiting to lay a guilt trip on -- PEOPLE WHOSE RACE WAS MOSTLY YOURS.
Why today, PVT. ZELL? Or is this in honor of the decimation of your Baltimore newsroom? Remember PVT. -- THE DO-NOT-CALL LAW.
Where were you?
I think we know where you hacks were: lazing in your luxury news suites, giddy at the death and destruction, waiting to lay a guilt trip on -- PEOPLE WHOSE RACE WAS MOSTLY YOURS.
Why today, PVT. ZELL? Or is this in honor of the decimation of your Baltimore newsroom? Remember PVT. -- THE DO-NOT-CALL LAW.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Okay -- here's a good one from ARCHDaily -- an Austrian warehouse. I don't know if the overhang serves a useful function but it could. Such design would never happen here -- the bean counters would be all over it before you could say "award-winning". But it is a nice departure from the usual industrial slabs.
See? We don't mindlessly dump on modern architecture!
(A better picture here -- but it's 1100 x 1100. We repeat: not bad!)
Two months ago, the child star of the hit movie "Slumdog Millionaire" was worrying about what to wear to the Oscars. Now she has come home to a very different problem: How to get the fetid water out of her family's one-room shack....
Eight Oscars and $326 million in box office receipts have so far done little to improve the lives of the film's two impoverished child stars.
SLIME! WHERE'S THE MONEY?
Eight Oscars and $326 million in box office receipts have so far done little to improve the lives of the film's two impoverished child stars.
SLIME! WHERE'S THE MONEY?
In November, Huntsman won re-election with 78 percent of the vote in Utah, one of the most solidly Republican states in the country and one of the most conservative, but he is an unconventional Republican, staking out moderate positions on environmental issues like climate change and favoring gay rights.
What makes this exasperating is that the only Republicans the hacks will praise are those who think like them (as if we need be reminded) -- and politicians approved by news hacks may not necessarily be Republicans. It is also possible when he runs for president he may have to do things that will shut off the news-hack faucets of praise. Anyone for Boobs McKeating II?
Oh, and anyone here remember Pete Wilson?
P. S. It's time for our free, fearless and independent STATE MEDIA to start saying "YAHOOS" in code words.
What makes this exasperating is that the only Republicans the hacks will praise are those who think like them (as if we need be reminded) -- and politicians approved by news hacks may not necessarily be Republicans. It is also possible when he runs for president he may have to do things that will shut off the news-hack faucets of praise. Anyone for Boobs McKeating II?
Oh, and anyone here remember Pete Wilson?
P. S. It's time for our free, fearless and independent STATE MEDIA to start saying "YAHOOS" in code words.
As President Obama deploys his many czars and task forces, he should remember that no amount of IQ can cure the human condition. Like Republicans, Democrats are prone to overemphasize their favorite facts and theories, to gloss over contradictory data, to skew their analysis to match their values. That doesn't make them dumb people or bad people. It just makes them people.
In -- PEOPLE NEWSRAG?!?
In -- PEOPLE NEWSRAG?!?
One of the hacks' biggest enterprises (aside from pure political propaganda and show-biz advertising) is wishful thinking. We can hope Vlad's puppet breaks out on his own, but we mustn't forget he didn't get to his current job by being him.
TEN...
NINE...
EIGHT...
SEVEN...
SIX...
FIVE...
FOUR...
THREE...
TWO...
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AND REMEMBER:
Big Brother is watching you.
P. S. at 12:24 p. m. 48,001 LINKS IN GOOGLE NEWS.
Jeff Bew-KES, I just saw all those empty-calorie Web sites your AOL shame runs. Really it seems to be doing a better job of insulting the public than PEOPLE INC. PLUS it's launched POLITICO II! Jeff, KEEP AOL! It's THE PERFECT PEOPLE WARNER UNIT!
Jonathan tells more of the truth than he may have intended:
You need some kind of public conceit to maintain the appearance of principle. It's going to be much harder for Specter to pull this off than people think. Political elites are underrating the difficulty of the task because they've assimilated the phoniness and moral trade-offs in politics to a degree that the general public hasn't. [Emphasis added]
TRANSLATION: Our superiors (and that includes BIGMEDIA types) are moral lepers.
You need some kind of public conceit to maintain the appearance of principle. It's going to be much harder for Specter to pull this off than people think. Political elites are underrating the difficulty of the task because they've assimilated the phoniness and moral trade-offs in politics to a degree that the general public hasn't. [Emphasis added]
TRANSLATION: Our superiors (and that includes BIGMEDIA types) are moral lepers.
See, if it weren't for BIGMEDIA'S AUTHORITARIAN way of doing things, and the fact that it rules over America more than mere mortals, and in so many ways claims its favorites as glorified puppets, maybe we'd really like the president.
I mean, he seems in an ordinary one-to-one way like a really really good guy. But because the hacks have already put his mug on Mt. Rushmore does not help anybody. And dammit haven't they ever heard the one Fred Astaire line he didn't include in his inaugural? And an awful letdown may hurt more than his reelection bid.
You know how a light bulb can sputter if it isn't fully secure in the socket? Richard Cohen's column is like that. Today it sputters ON:
America should repudiate torture not because it is always ineffective -- nothing is always anything -- or because others loathe it but because it degrades us and runs counter to our national values. It is a statement of principle, somewhat similar to why we do not tap all phones or stop and frisk everyone under the age of 28. Those measures would certainly reduce crime, but they are abhorrent to us.
But it is important to understand that abolishing torture will not make us safer. Terrorists do not give a damn about our morality, our moral authority or what one columnist called "our moral compass." George Bush was certainly disliked in much of the world, but the Sept. 11 attacks were planned while Bill Clinton was in office, and he offended no one with the possible exception of the Christian right. Indeed, he went around the world apologizing for America's misdeeds -- slavery, in particular. No terrorist turned back as a result.
It sputters off toward the end when Dick gingerly compares Dubya to the NAZIS, but we'll take our light from the press in whatever tiny quantities we can.
America should repudiate torture not because it is always ineffective -- nothing is always anything -- or because others loathe it but because it degrades us and runs counter to our national values. It is a statement of principle, somewhat similar to why we do not tap all phones or stop and frisk everyone under the age of 28. Those measures would certainly reduce crime, but they are abhorrent to us.
But it is important to understand that abolishing torture will not make us safer. Terrorists do not give a damn about our morality, our moral authority or what one columnist called "our moral compass." George Bush was certainly disliked in much of the world, but the Sept. 11 attacks were planned while Bill Clinton was in office, and he offended no one with the possible exception of the Christian right. Indeed, he went around the world apologizing for America's misdeeds -- slavery, in particular. No terrorist turned back as a result.
It sputters off toward the end when Dick gingerly compares Dubya to the NAZIS, but we'll take our light from the press in whatever tiny quantities we can.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
For the past several weeks or so ARCHDaily.com had actually posted pictures of halfway decent buildings. Well, THAT couldn't last, and lately it's found its old groove again, so....
The world's biggest high-tech splashproof urinal;
And for the women the world's biggest...er....
The worst Christmas-wrapping job in history;
What color would that be? If it's the color we think they could be speckled factory-reject Goobers.
The world's biggest high-tech splashproof urinal;
And for the women the world's biggest...er....
The worst Christmas-wrapping job in history;
What color would that be? If it's the color we think they could be speckled factory-reject Goobers.
Don't call this BUD's nightmare; call it His DREAM -- a dream of so many zillionaires and taxpayers financing SELIGISM He'd need no fans.
Oh, it's too early for baseball, He'll say. Perhaps; but it's never too early to lose money.
Mousy Mick, again:
Brown also buries the lede in her last sentence, hinting at the possible closure of ... The New Yorker. ... But what would she know about The New Yorker. ... [Link added]
We can dream, can't we?
P. S. Tina's last two sentences:
When Si Newhouse bought The New Yorker, though, he took upon himself the responsibility for an institution that is part of the nation’s cerebral cortex. Let’s hope this pitiless economy doesn’t force him to cap his noble career by performing a lobotomy.
If he does, you and Dr. Remnick were in the operating room first. (Sasha was one of the orderlies.)
Brown also buries the lede in her last sentence, hinting at the possible closure of ... The New Yorker. ... But what would she know about The New Yorker. ... [Link added]
We can dream, can't we?
P. S. Tina's last two sentences:
When Si Newhouse bought The New Yorker, though, he took upon himself the responsibility for an institution that is part of the nation’s cerebral cortex. Let’s hope this pitiless economy doesn’t force him to cap his noble career by performing a lobotomy.
If he does, you and Dr. Remnick were in the operating room first. (Sasha was one of the orderlies.)
News hacks are so happy today they needn't think about what their happiness will do to the nation. The auto makers have become an eyeball-glazing sewer-stenchy mess, something beyond even the GENIUS of LEGENDARY WELCH to make right (pfffffffffffffffft!), and yet a few people are a little bit aghast at The One and his industrial policy. So long as we have our sixty senators, everything's coming up roses.
PILLHEAD TAKES MORE CREDIT!
"While I have been comfortable being a Republican, my Party has not defined who I am. I have taken each issue one at a time and have exercised independent judgment to do what I thought was best for Pennsylvania and the nation. Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats." SENATOR SPECTER, THAT WAS OPERATION CHAOS! A LARGE PART OF THAT WAS JUST A GAME!! A LARGE PART OF THAT WAS A TRICK!!! IT WAS OPERATION CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Chaotic overemphasis added]
Indeed it was such a successful trick that all 200,000-plus came ROARING BACK to WIN THE STATE FOR BOOBS McKEATING!!!!!
I'm thinking a seven-letter Yiddishism that rhymes with BUCK.
(Corrected at 7:01 p. m.; I thought PILLHEAD won the election for SEN. DENNIS DAY, but that was in 2006.)
"While I have been comfortable being a Republican, my Party has not defined who I am. I have taken each issue one at a time and have exercised independent judgment to do what I thought was best for Pennsylvania and the nation. Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats." SENATOR SPECTER, THAT WAS OPERATION CHAOS! A LARGE PART OF THAT WAS JUST A GAME!! A LARGE PART OF THAT WAS A TRICK!!! IT WAS OPERATION CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Chaotic overemphasis added]
Indeed it was such a successful trick that all 200,000-plus came ROARING BACK to WIN THE STATE FOR BOOBS McKEATING!!!!!
I'm thinking a seven-letter Yiddishism that rhymes with BUCK.
(Corrected at 7:01 p. m.; I thought PILLHEAD won the election for SEN. DENNIS DAY, but that was in 2006.)
Given the sense of elation that surely washed over America's luxury news suites today I have yet to read a single piece defending one-party rule. Perhaps they are embarrassed to defend it; it would make them look like stooges for tyrannies, never mind if you're happy you live in an enlightened tyranny. Surely one could (if one tried) make a reasoned, logical case for it -- although possibly the best one could do is "it will make the trains run on time." (Like Mussolini.) But the Republicans merely made their one-party state bigger and more fraudulent, and the Dems will make theirs bigger and more fraudulent still. With an outcome so supremely advantageous to hacks it speaks to their utter cowardice that they cannot endorse their animal vanity. It will not do to liken them to tobacco companies or fast-food chains; the hacks, after all, have told us for decades they're better than that. So they will gloat in private, and evade stares in public, and rule our world as usual.
P. S. Perhaps it is melodramatic to speak of one-party rule; but in modern media's use democracy is a code word for total control.
P. S. Perhaps it is melodramatic to speak of one-party rule; but in modern media's use democracy is a code word for total control.
SNAP ANALYSIS [SIC!]: Specter defection a sharp blow to Republicans
This is the opposite side of GRIM MILESTONE. TRANSLATION: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! OUR TEAM WINS!!!!!!!!!!
Hacks think they do themselves a favor with such varied forms of cheerleading. They may not even do a favor for their friends, who could in time be disappointed. (BIG CAVEAT: A ghost for DUBYA.)
MNI AT FIFTY-FOUR-POINT-TWO CENTS further suggests it.
This is the opposite side of GRIM MILESTONE. TRANSLATION: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! OUR TEAM WINS!!!!!!!!!!
Hacks think they do themselves a favor with such varied forms of cheerleading. They may not even do a favor for their friends, who could in time be disappointed. (BIG CAVEAT: A ghost for DUBYA.)
MNI AT FIFTY-FOUR-POINT-TWO CENTS further suggests it.
We would only note that the other courageous Republican party switchers, Sen. Jeffords and Sen. Caspar Milquetoast, left office (voluntarily or not) not long after their switches. We would do well to remember it works both ways, too -- look at Sen. Morals, or the damfool Phil Gramm, whose party switching plays no small part in his aura as a conniver.
The hacks must be having impromptu champagne celebrations. (Well, ginger ale, anyway.) Whether one-party rule works so well for the people we will soon enough learn.
The hacks must be having impromptu champagne celebrations. (Well, ginger ale, anyway.) Whether one-party rule works so well for the people we will soon enough learn.
Here is excellent news -- business is taking on...more debt? Either people think we're going to have a rip-roaring economy or that the government can take it off their books.
(Via Seeking Alpha)
(Via Seeking Alpha)
More snazzy ASSPress reporting: In a story on the demise of Pontiac it links to a Web site that apparently was last updated in July of 2007.
In the week since the hacks saw a profit center in swine flu, how many people have died in drunk-driving accidents worldwide? How many have been diagnosed with lung cancer? How many have contracted AIDS?
Newsmen are IMMORTAL.
(The jackass Howie Hairshirt via MediaBistro)
Newsmen are IMMORTAL.
(The jackass Howie Hairshirt via MediaBistro)
Meantime his bosses, continuing to run stories by experts, may sell WQXR, which would be a sad thing -- and we know what kind of philistines write for papers when SLIME gets excited because ESPNCORP may want the property for its FRED FLINTSTONES. SLIME -- have you laid off anybody lately?
(Via MediaBistro)
(Via MediaBistro)
Monday, April 27, 2009
Pakistan's president says Elvis is dead to get us off his back. There's just one problem; no one's seen him alive lately.
We've been waiting for The One's interns to get him into trouble; he hasn't because trouble isn't in his true believers THE HACKS' dictionary. This sounds like the work of interns.
Even if THE 140-CHARACTER FAD has staying power it will still be interesting to know how many continue to drive themselves insane rushing back and forth to their computers typing of every time they eat or brush their teeth or go to the bathroom -- but then the fad may take such a hold in their lives they find they can ignore those things and type about imagining themselves eating or brushing their teeth or going to the bathroom. Friends (as PILLHEAD would say), we're becoming a nation of lunatics.
Oh well -- here's one more site to delete from my bookmarks. Portfolio didn't stand a chance -- it was another insider rag in a field crowded with failing ones -- and its Web site was eviscerated not too long ago, but it is never pleasant to find a halfway-decent site only to have to delete it soon after. I should be used to it after all this time on the Web, but it's still a little dispiriting.
Here JonBoy runs a necessary story on how the Web caters to ghouls, and right next door to it on the "lightbox" his good little boy Fareed MUST tell us The One is the greatest president ever. Bet: When JonBoy goes 1.2 MILLION his readers see less of the former stories -- and more of the infernal FAREED.
How surprising:
[G]ambling money has never been plentiful enough to prop up the state's education system -- and likely never will. Florida's sales tax-driven general revenue fund is the backbone of education spending, though pro-gambling forces typically leave out that fact when promising to help fund schools.
Making matters worse: State lawmakers, in effect, broke their promise with the lottery. Billed as a way to improve education, the money over time was used to simply replace existing education dollars, with little net gain for schools. That is, the gambling cash supplanted state education money -- it didn't supplement it.
[G]ambling money has never been plentiful enough to prop up the state's education system -- and likely never will. Florida's sales tax-driven general revenue fund is the backbone of education spending, though pro-gambling forces typically leave out that fact when promising to help fund schools.
Making matters worse: State lawmakers, in effect, broke their promise with the lottery. Billed as a way to improve education, the money over time was used to simply replace existing education dollars, with little net gain for schools. That is, the gambling cash supplanted state education money -- it didn't supplement it.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
We should keep in mind, alas, that these four who propose to get us started wiping out nukes in a big way have a combined age of over 317. Too often carting out distinguished elders to battle some scourge or another has a whiff of compromise, in the worst sense. But at least these four can say they have their reputations pretty well intact on the world scene (except Gorby's, which is junk in Russia), and if anyone can rid us of nukes, let's give these old folks a try. We may not have too many others.
Meantime news hacks internationally are rubbing their hands preparing to create another panic. We would note that thus far 81 have died in Mexico -- compared to the 7,000 shot to death in the drug wars in over a year. That the Mexican government can be so prompt with the face masks and so hopeless elsewhere says something.
Here's a rather bold irony: almost forty years ago (!) the HWWWWALTER CRRRRONKITES got exquisitely giddy as in their preparation for a P-Ulitzer-winning end to AN UNJUST WAR they gleefully reported on a riot that got catastrophically out of control. Last night there was another conflagration at Kent State, at first "marked by drinking and general hanging out on College Avenue" (it figures), and while the stupids made bonfires with mattresses and pulled down street signs and police became testy and fired rubber bullets nobody got hurt, which makes us wonder what would have happened nearly forty years ago if people had known what they were doing.
''The flames were filling the street, like 15 feet high, and kids were throwing furniture on it and hanging from trees and screaming 'KSU' over and over again,'' she said.
Well, at least nothing about pigs.
''The flames were filling the street, like 15 feet high, and kids were throwing furniture on it and hanging from trees and screaming 'KSU' over and over again,'' she said.
Well, at least nothing about pigs.
We wish we had thought of this: the idea of TV news hacks covering the First Family as a reality show would be perfect for an industry that gives us the surface of the surface. Arguably they're already doing it so why not go all the way? Of course there'd be a fight a la SLIME vs. the TWXSTERS on Watchmen as to who'd control the vast, juicy profits, but once they solved that with floating emcees (ANDERSON one night, maybe KEITH the next) and everybody sticking those cameras and microphones into everybody's photogenic faces they'd do swell. And the "over-the-air" networks could join in and claim still more time from expensive troublesome scripted shows; their denture-adhesive shillers would make good Ed McMahons too. But as to the notion that "the reporters who accompany him now could stay home and do some real reporting for a change", since so many would be full-time helping run a reality show, who would those be?
And FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS could throw a tantrum at not being invited and get big ratings just yelling at itself. This would be perfect!
And FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS could throw a tantrum at not being invited and get big ratings just yelling at itself. This would be perfect!
The hacks smile while conducting another "poll":
There is a warning sign for the GOP in the new poll: 21 percent of those surveyed said they identify as Republicans, the fewest to do so in a Post-ABC poll in more than 25 years. Last fall, Democrats outnumbered Republicans at the polls by the biggest margin in network exit polls going back to the 1982 midterms. (NINETEENTH OF TWENTY GRAFS)
And how do we know there are so few Republicans? Because they tell us. And how do we know they're telling us right? Well, we try to make our samples accurate. And how do we know they're accurate? Well, we ask other pollsters, and other newsmen, and....
Okay, the P. O. P. is still in the doghouse, and deservedly so. But we again submit public opinion polls are basically a reflection of news hack coverage, and they can be slanted to suit the news hacks' slants.
There are also warning signs for KAPLAN, INC.: Its shares are STILL NEARLY SIXTY PERCENT FROM THEIR ALL-TIME HIGHS, ITS PUTATIVE FLAGSHIP PAPER IS "LOSING 'SUBSTANTIAL MONEY'", and ITS MEDIA UNIT IS STILL VIRTUALLY WORTHLESS.
There is a warning sign for the GOP in the new poll: 21 percent of those surveyed said they identify as Republicans, the fewest to do so in a Post-ABC poll in more than 25 years. Last fall, Democrats outnumbered Republicans at the polls by the biggest margin in network exit polls going back to the 1982 midterms. (NINETEENTH OF TWENTY GRAFS)
And how do we know there are so few Republicans? Because they tell us. And how do we know they're telling us right? Well, we try to make our samples accurate. And how do we know they're accurate? Well, we ask other pollsters, and other newsmen, and....
Okay, the P. O. P. is still in the doghouse, and deservedly so. But we again submit public opinion polls are basically a reflection of news hack coverage, and they can be slanted to suit the news hacks' slants.
There are also warning signs for KAPLAN, INC.: Its shares are STILL NEARLY SIXTY PERCENT FROM THEIR ALL-TIME HIGHS, ITS PUTATIVE FLAGSHIP PAPER IS "LOSING 'SUBSTANTIAL MONEY'", and ITS MEDIA UNIT IS STILL VIRTUALLY WORTHLESS.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
PEOPLE WARNER -- ALWAYS ON TOP OF THE NEWS:
August Wedding for 'Craigslist' Suspect Is Off, Says Wedding Band
August Wedding for 'Craigslist' Suspect Is Off, Says Wedding Band
P-Ulitzer-winning JonBoy, having made a few needless changes to his Web site, likely in preparation for A Big Event, runs a cover advertorial for a certain sci-fi tentpole in typical big-issue-justifies-the-press-release terms: "How (the antecedent to this tentpole whose plugs will make you scream after two weeks) Taught Us to Dream Big." JonBoy, you know every last underhanded trick in the book. You're out to plug a movie because you think it will raise your circ. But haven't you gone trumpeting to the world that you don't need 1.5 million of your readers -- so long as you can put out A Great Magazine? It would seem counterproductive to build up your fan base to an awful let down. Happily only coffee tables have read the newsrags for years, and thus shall it continue, whatever the increase in white space, or the decrease in circ.
"Self-impressed." Now why did BRENT! have to come up with that description of JonBoy? Why couldn't it have been someone less partisan?
P. S. on 4/26 at 12:45 p. m.: I should have mentioned -- JonBoy had somebody hold up a model of Enterprise for the cover apparently thinking that way he could deke readers into believing it wasn't an ADVERTORIAL. THE BEST LAID PLANS....
"Self-impressed." Now why did BRENT! have to come up with that description of JonBoy? Why couldn't it have been someone less partisan?
P. S. on 4/26 at 12:45 p. m.: I should have mentioned -- JonBoy had somebody hold up a model of Enterprise for the cover apparently thinking that way he could deke readers into believing it wasn't an ADVERTORIAL. THE BEST LAID PLANS....
Today outside of the CHEAP CHANNEL JR. noise emporium on South Street I too often mention here, with "I Cover the Waterfront" as arranged by Conrad Salinger running ceaselessly through my head, some slightly strange looking teenage girls had camped out for hours for something called "AP Tour" (i.e., Alternative Press -- a rag about another deafening dreary adenoidal fragment of what passes for pop, not a print clone of the Craigslist Erotic division) -- and a thought struck me: does the Great White 1-0-0 circuit have groupies?
We adults must talk of pop not as a foreign language, a worn old trope, but as some sort of garbled Morse code broadcast silently by a distant race of androids to earthly cults who keep it among themselves. The great Jack Teagarden made that old John Green - Edward Heyman song famous. His version wanders through my head too now and then. You don't need an attitude to hear it. Big T would be about the same to those stupid teen girls as their wailing is to me. Not my loss; it's theirs -- and ours.
P. S. on 6/27/2009 at 5:40 p. m. I should have mentioned: Salinger was a friend of John Green's and worked for him when he was music director at MGM. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
We adults must talk of pop not as a foreign language, a worn old trope, but as some sort of garbled Morse code broadcast silently by a distant race of androids to earthly cults who keep it among themselves. The great Jack Teagarden made that old John Green - Edward Heyman song famous. His version wanders through my head too now and then. You don't need an attitude to hear it. Big T would be about the same to those stupid teen girls as their wailing is to me. Not my loss; it's theirs -- and ours.
P. S. on 6/27/2009 at 5:40 p. m. I should have mentioned: Salinger was a friend of John Green's and worked for him when he was music director at MGM. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
PAGING WARREN BUFFETT!!!!!: HOW ABOUT A $2B ENDOWMENT FOR PBS'S "NEWSHOUR"????? (Romy link; rich overemphasis added)
TRANSLATION: 1. WE ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. This constant gargle about endowments and bailouts is no accident; by removing themselves from the UNALLOYED EVIL of advertising revenues newsmen would be newsmen, meaning raging megalomanaics squared. And news hacks ARE important. 2. THE WORLD OWES US A LIVING. $100 million a year would be a good use for some philanthropy somewhere, especially now after the SCUM MADOFF; so of course some former editor at FIFTYTHREECENTSCO must ask for a "PRESTIGIOUS" HI-MOM MOMENT, all the better for his brethren to plead for further handouts. Yes, we must say it again, the reason your biz is held in no regard is because of the DO-NOT-CALL LAW.
TRANSLATION: 1. WE ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. This constant gargle about endowments and bailouts is no accident; by removing themselves from the UNALLOYED EVIL of advertising revenues newsmen would be newsmen, meaning raging megalomanaics squared. And news hacks ARE important. 2. THE WORLD OWES US A LIVING. $100 million a year would be a good use for some philanthropy somewhere, especially now after the SCUM MADOFF; so of course some former editor at FIFTYTHREECENTSCO must ask for a "PRESTIGIOUS" HI-MOM MOMENT, all the better for his brethren to plead for further handouts. Yes, we must say it again, the reason your biz is held in no regard is because of the DO-NOT-CALL LAW.
Sorry NO-SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN, The Paper of Re-CORD is NOT going out of business. For all the hopeful talk of bankruptcy from con-SER-va-tives its parent still has properties to sell; it still commands a nationwide paying audience of a million; it has a maniacally devoted following among a press corps that would die so The Paper could live; it can lay off enough people to still be profitable; and its Owner could yet fall on His sword for the good of personkind. We don't like that one newspaper dominates the nation's thinking, especially one as closeted and corseted and The Paper, but con-SER-va-tives are deluding themselves if they think it mortal -- and that its "death" will excuse their empty heads and recycled ideas.
Yet another power type who whispers sweet nothings into the hacks' ears when his HuffPo needs money concedes his news biz is in trouble, but taking the usual painless way out he urges no corrective but to "innovate". We'd argue the whole history of the press has been innovation: first becoming weapons of mass dementia and inescapable, then buying up TV stations and cable systems willy nilly to increase its profits, then ordering up all manner of circulation-prodding gimmicks from Lotto to show-biz plug sections to distract an angrier public from what it really wanted to do. Such bromides as Mr. HuffPo's are worse than useless as not only are they aimed to people who are, through all their turmoil, basically as contented as Carnation's cows, but worse, they convince the hacks that, at root, nothing can be done, the situation is hopeless, and therefore they can continue dispensing the same garbage as before -- but with electronic bells and whistles when necessary. In short, this kumquat is as full of it as they all are.
And even the commenters, who may be industry types, aren't impressed.
(Via the usual Romy, who was extremely impressed)
And even the commenters, who may be industry types, aren't impressed.
(Via the usual Romy, who was extremely impressed)
Friday, April 24, 2009
As of post time USAOKAY!!!!!'s lid-popping plug appears above this story:
Joint Chiefs head 'concerned' about Taliban in Pakistan
So! Movee plugs are more important than the Taliban. Nothing new for USAOKAY!!!!!
Joint Chiefs head 'concerned' about Taliban in Pakistan
So! Movee plugs are more important than the Taliban. Nothing new for USAOKAY!!!!!
After pooh-poohing the first 100 days storyline, the White House is embracing it big-time — with just about the highest-profile event a president can do: a prime-time news conference.
Hey what's wrong with thanking the people who brought you to the game?
Hey what's wrong with thanking the people who brought you to the game?
PVT. ZELL's buffoons believe they can struggle their way out of their richly-deserved bankruptcy by running 1,640-WORD PLUGS.
This is why their OUTRAGE over the front-page ad was so deeply offensive and hypocritical: THESE IDIOTS RUN ADS ALL THE TIME.
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO MARIA ELENA!
This is why their OUTRAGE over the front-page ad was so deeply offensive and hypocritical: THESE IDIOTS RUN ADS ALL THE TIME.
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO MARIA ELENA!
Elsewhere from the Nation's Smiley Face:
As his 100th day as president approaches next Wednesday, the survey shows Obama has not only maintained robust approval ratings but also bolstered the sense that he is a strong and decisive leader who can manage the government effectively during a time of economic crisis.
OR:
They saw Ike, and they liked what they saw.
They liked him because he turned out to be an amazingly good campaigner: he could shake a man's hand and say the gracious word graciously; he could catch a delegate's name and remember it 24 hours later; and he could shoulder gently through a harassing crowd and never get harassed. They liked him for his strong, vigorous manner of speech, for his quiet control when schedules collapsed or plans were drenched with rain, and for an over riding, innate kindliness and modesty.
The STATE PRESS is at it again!
Thankfully it finds time to show its softer side, rather like the velvet glove on the -- you know:
What about the new White House dog, Bo?
Two percent say getting the dog was the best thing Obama has done as president; 1% call it the worst. "Those people are cats," Axelrod counters.
It appears the morons at Gallup shared the good news with Dave before they made it public. Here's another reason nearly every blasted story in a paper or Web site should be slugged ADVERTISEMENT.
Upcoming movies promise to blow the lid off summer
And USAOKAY!!!!!'s continuing PLUGS promise to make me blow MY lid!
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO LID-BLOWING TONY!!!!!
Oh and by the way, thanks SONS of SOB, for the ad on THE BATTLE OF EAST VS. WEST!!!!! that wouldn't leave my screen! You have a stake in it?
Another reminder: GCI at $3.13!
And USAOKAY!!!!!'s continuing PLUGS promise to make me blow MY lid!
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO LID-BLOWING TONY!!!!!
Oh and by the way, thanks SONS of SOB, for the ad on THE BATTLE OF EAST VS. WEST!!!!! that wouldn't leave my screen! You have a stake in it?
Another reminder: GCI at $3.13!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
And through the miracle of the state press the One's One tells us the First Pet likes to "chew on people's feet." Someone should have the hacks train that dog, then he'd just lick them.
One last observation on The One:
For a man who rode to the presidency on the wings of his oratorical gems, Barack Obama has uttered remarkably few memorable phrases since taking office.
What? The GREATEST SPEECHMAKER IN AMERICAN HISSSSSSSTORY?????
We don't want to get obsessive on the topic -- heck even Boobs McKeating's help all but admits the guy couldn't campaign his way out of a shoe box -- and we're not knee-jerk conservative, but dammit if we don't have a state press sometimes -- which might account for the enthusiasm for a bailout; it would merely formalize the state end.
We must take a rest from The New! CW.
For a man who rode to the presidency on the wings of his oratorical gems, Barack Obama has uttered remarkably few memorable phrases since taking office.
What? The GREATEST SPEECHMAKER IN AMERICAN HISSSSSSSTORY?????
We don't want to get obsessive on the topic -- heck even Boobs McKeating's help all but admits the guy couldn't campaign his way out of a shoe box -- and we're not knee-jerk conservative, but dammit if we don't have a state press sometimes -- which might account for the enthusiasm for a bailout; it would merely formalize the state end.
We must take a rest from The New! CW.
The hacks would go bobby-soxer-squealing crazy over The One's new Blackberry except it would then remind the turnips why a president may have to keep some things secret.
Talk about damned-if-we-do: Our banking overlords are set to perform the same disappearing act on credit cards regardless of how much The One pleases his sycophant Howard Fineman. In some ways it will be worse; while we're used to the conservative greed-is-good chorus doing big biz a favor, it may be harder to countenance it from a God who will improve America into eternity.
We have here another confirming argument that our economic bust is essentially a moral thing. If certain people had not thought of life as a giant Monopoly game there wouldn't be so many flesh-and-blood victims, from the small-business owner facing foreclosure to the appalling case of David Kellerman. Who will be next?
You know, guys, if we REALLY want to celebrate the coming of The One's hundredth day (or is that hundred-and-first), why not arrange for a ball drop on Times Square? Five ! Four! Three! Two! One! HAPPY OBAMA HUNDREDTH DAY!!!!!
AND HOWARD can push the button!
Morons will be morons, especially with a pencil sticking out of both ears.
NYT at $5.13...GCI at $3.13...MEG at $2.27...SSP at $1.74...MNI at FIFTY-FOUR CENTS...how much lower do you want to go to TELL THE TRUTH?
AND HOWARD can push the button!
Morons will be morons, especially with a pencil sticking out of both ears.
NYT at $5.13...GCI at $3.13...MEG at $2.27...SSP at $1.74...MNI at FIFTY-FOUR CENTS...how much lower do you want to go to TELL THE TRUTH?
RADICAL!
The 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. prime-time period likely will be shorter, programs will be tailored to audiences, and increasingly advertisers will show up in the programs instead of just the commercials. Even more radical, say industry insiders: Networks may turn over programming to outsiders some nights or let local stations provide their own shows on, say, Saturday evenings.
I recall when our local mint Channel 6 broadcast prime-time fashion shows for the long defunct Hess's of Allentown, and prime-time rodeo -- on Monday nights! Next these clowns will tell us that wrestling and roller derby are the wave of the future. TV is merely going back to what it should have stuck with -- localism. (Although most of it, of course, will center on the infernal PROFIT CENTE -- video police blot -- LOCAL NEWS.)
The 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. prime-time period likely will be shorter, programs will be tailored to audiences, and increasingly advertisers will show up in the programs instead of just the commercials. Even more radical, say industry insiders: Networks may turn over programming to outsiders some nights or let local stations provide their own shows on, say, Saturday evenings.
I recall when our local mint Channel 6 broadcast prime-time fashion shows for the long defunct Hess's of Allentown, and prime-time rodeo -- on Monday nights! Next these clowns will tell us that wrestling and roller derby are the wave of the future. TV is merely going back to what it should have stuck with -- localism. (Although most of it, of course, will center on the infernal PROFIT CENTE -- video police blot -- LOCAL NEWS.)
TRANSLATION: Barring an armed rebellion VERY VERY VERY VERY LITTLER JEFFY will keep his job, FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS's infiltration notwithstanding.
(Via -- oh well -- NRO)
(Via -- oh well -- NRO)
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A PEOPLE WARNER:
In a 2005 review of 105 previously published studies, Stack found that about 40% of the studies suggested an association between media coverage of suicide, particularly celebrity suicide, and suicide rates in the general public. He also found a dose-response effect: The more coverage of a suicide, the greater the number of copycat deaths.
BUT 60% OF PAST RESEARCH FOUND NO SUCH LINK, ACCORDING TO STACK'S STUDY.
(Conclusive overemphasis added)
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO MAIA!
In a 2005 review of 105 previously published studies, Stack found that about 40% of the studies suggested an association between media coverage of suicide, particularly celebrity suicide, and suicide rates in the general public. He also found a dose-response effect: The more coverage of a suicide, the greater the number of copycat deaths.
BUT 60% OF PAST RESEARCH FOUND NO SUCH LINK, ACCORDING TO STACK'S STUDY.
(Conclusive overemphasis added)
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO MAIA!
Our BRILLIANT Wizard of Oz and the equally BRILLIANT ex-Treasury secretary told Ken Lewis to SHUT UP on Merrill!
Maybe if they hadn't opened their mouths demanding to help their FRIENDS the BANKERS in the first place they wouldn't have had to SHUT HIM UP.
Maybe if they hadn't opened their mouths demanding to help their FRIENDS the BANKERS in the first place they wouldn't have had to SHUT HIM UP.
Good news from Wax: The Conspiracy isn't shooting so much!
Even better:
The slowdown hasn’t stopped Michigan and Louisiana from building multi-million-dollar production facilities. Producer Jimmy Lifton *announced (sic) plans last week to build a $146-million, 750,000-square foot production studio factory and village in Allen Park, Mich.
And a $45-million, 500,000 square-foot studio complex recently opened near New Orleans, even though only two films are slated to shoot there.
But only 10 films are “anticipated” to shoot in Michigan -- none of which are backed by major studios, according to the Michigan Film Office’s website. And the New Orleans Office of Film and Video lists 13 features -- mostly independents -- in pre-production, but none currently filming.
What do moVEE "studios" and sports stadiums have in common? Oh, never mind.
Even better:
The slowdown hasn’t stopped Michigan and Louisiana from building multi-million-dollar production facilities. Producer Jimmy Lifton *announced (sic) plans last week to build a $146-million, 750,000-square foot production studio factory and village in Allen Park, Mich.
And a $45-million, 500,000 square-foot studio complex recently opened near New Orleans, even though only two films are slated to shoot there.
But only 10 films are “anticipated” to shoot in Michigan -- none of which are backed by major studios, according to the Michigan Film Office’s website. And the New Orleans Office of Film and Video lists 13 features -- mostly independents -- in pre-production, but none currently filming.
What do moVEE "studios" and sports stadiums have in common? Oh, never mind.
It may be tempting to see Nardelli's missteps as an indictment of the Jack Welch school of management. But.... (Hedging overemphasis added)
I didn't think so -- not at a rag where LEGENDARY's a contributor!
At Home Depot, he replaced many veteran hardware guys and retired tradesmen with twentysomethings making less money. The cuts gave profits a short-term pop, but lackluster service drove away loyal customers.
At Chrysler, Nardelli cut costs partly by robbing from tomorrow. Car companies are nowhere if they don't have new products in the pipeline. But he cut capital spending for new models from more than $3 billion in 2007 to $2.3 billion for the next two years. When the feds showed up to assess Chrysler's viability, they noted that Nardelli's team planned only four new models for the next five years.
If it looks like LEGENDARY, smells like LEGENDARY, and RATIONALIZES like LEGENDARY, it IS LEGENDARY.
I didn't think so -- not at a rag where LEGENDARY's a contributor!
At Home Depot, he replaced many veteran hardware guys and retired tradesmen with twentysomethings making less money. The cuts gave profits a short-term pop, but lackluster service drove away loyal customers.
At Chrysler, Nardelli cut costs partly by robbing from tomorrow. Car companies are nowhere if they don't have new products in the pipeline. But he cut capital spending for new models from more than $3 billion in 2007 to $2.3 billion for the next two years. When the feds showed up to assess Chrysler's viability, they noted that Nardelli's team planned only four new models for the next five years.
If it looks like LEGENDARY, smells like LEGENDARY, and RATIONALIZES like LEGENDARY, it IS LEGENDARY.
FINALLY, somebody (though it be Michael "The Rupert Parser" Wolff) notices what I've noticed for a while: not only is WALTER WINCHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "one of the most overrated figures of our time", but underneath his fedora, there's nothing there.
(Via MediaBistro)
P. S. at 8:15 p. m.
He has a talent for figuring out what everyone would want to talk about, and then he writes a quick, mediocre piece on the subject that doesn't do it justice or that takes an extreme position for effect--but that says just enough to kill off the interest of other, better journalists in tackling the issue. (Boldface for effect included)
And Mickey has a talent for figuring out what WONKS want to talk about, and then writing a quick, snickering piece on the subject filled with factoids and bald "insider" assertions -- but that says just enough to kill off the interest of any non-Beltway type wanting to tackle the issue.
(Via MediaBistro)
P. S. at 8:15 p. m.
He has a talent for figuring out what everyone would want to talk about, and then he writes a quick, mediocre piece on the subject that doesn't do it justice or that takes an extreme position for effect--but that says just enough to kill off the interest of other, better journalists in tackling the issue. (Boldface for effect included)
And Mickey has a talent for figuring out what WONKS want to talk about, and then writing a quick, snickering piece on the subject filled with factoids and bald "insider" assertions -- but that says just enough to kill off the interest of any non-Beltway type wanting to tackle the issue.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
MICKEY D's will install TV MUZAK in its slopatoria!
Does anyone remember when the MICK used low-rent video walls to display prices behind the counter? With luck this will go the same way. But before then be prepared for DEAFENING TV COMMERCIALS.
Does anyone remember when the MICK used low-rent video walls to display prices behind the counter? With luck this will go the same way. But before then be prepared for DEAFENING TV COMMERCIALS.
Though this is Mr. Morgan Chase "speaking", he (or Jennifer) obliquely hits upon something: the bust is at least as much a national moral failing as anything else. No one wants to say that because it makes the speaker into a PRUDE or worse, a CHRISTIAN, but there's no way around it. Had the CEOs known what the Golden Rule is (or was), had politicians not been so eager to win elections and suckle lobbyists to the exclusion of everything else, had the WIZARDS OF OZ and their half-brothers the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE seen that money pursuit is a poor substitute for real prosperity, we might have avoided the mess. Con-SER-va-tives have been deeply addled by this because for all their lip-service on abortion and traditional values they more than anyone else led the cheers for the GEKKOS, and without their stalwarts they've lost their courage, little enough to begin with. And day by day I'm thinking less and less of Ronald Reagan; he validated money as America's savior. And let us not forget, the S&L debacle that presaged this greater one happened on his lack-of-watch.
VERY VERY LITTLER JEFFY, commencement favor granter at Notre Dame two seasons -- years ago, says very very little about The One, quite apt on a day VERY VERY LITTLER JEFFY's SHAREHOLDERS did a lot of talking for him.
(First link via -- oh well -- MS. TRAVERS)
(First link via -- oh well -- MS. TRAVERS)
The misadventures of running a super-high-end restaurant in post-boom America:
It was indeed a Rube Goldberg project, reconfigured on the fly as an extra floor of space (once a FreshGrocer market) became available, requiring two kitchens, each outfitted with custom, high-end Montague ranges with inserts for the garbage cans and even salt and pepper shakers.
It took an extra year to redesign the expanded space, and the finished decor (along with a 500-year-old burled walnut stump fashioned as a maitre d' stand) finally described as "Pacific Northwest Natural."
Then came the rush: "I don't think we got a chance to grow legs," recalled Melissa Monosoff, the opening sommelier (and now at Savona).
Only half the kitchen staff - penciled in for 40 - was on board on opening night last April.
A last-minute market in addition to the bistro downstairs created an identity crisis and a logjam. "We didn't have menu covers for the first three months," said Monosoff.
But if the physical space was an unruly sprawl, the management structure seemed to invite maximum dysfunction.
Provco's Holtz found fault with nearly every aspect of the operation: The high-end chefs, he complained, weren't conversant with running a first-floor coffee shop, bistro, and prepared-food market. (Terence Feury had been head chef at Striped Bass and the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia and in Washington; his brother Patrick trained at Le Cirque in New York and was splitting his time between Maia and Nectar, his popular Berwyn dining room and bar.) [Oui oui!]
Two of the three spaces, he said, were underused, the market and coffee shop generating only hundreds of dollars a day. The kitchen equipment was way too precious. The soft costs for design, engineering, and architects were off the charts. The layout was built for inefficiency. Staffing was out of control! [SIC!] "If they could have hired someone to wipe their a-," he said, "they would have." (Overemphasis added)
This is what our bankrupt StinkyInky runs in place of reporting. We do need a good laugh now and then -- but why so expensive?
It was indeed a Rube Goldberg project, reconfigured on the fly as an extra floor of space (once a FreshGrocer market) became available, requiring two kitchens, each outfitted with custom, high-end Montague ranges with inserts for the garbage cans and even salt and pepper shakers.
It took an extra year to redesign the expanded space, and the finished decor (along with a 500-year-old burled walnut stump fashioned as a maitre d' stand) finally described as "Pacific Northwest Natural."
Then came the rush: "I don't think we got a chance to grow legs," recalled Melissa Monosoff, the opening sommelier (and now at Savona).
Only half the kitchen staff - penciled in for 40 - was on board on opening night last April.
A last-minute market in addition to the bistro downstairs created an identity crisis and a logjam. "We didn't have menu covers for the first three months," said Monosoff.
But if the physical space was an unruly sprawl, the management structure seemed to invite maximum dysfunction.
Provco's Holtz found fault with nearly every aspect of the operation: The high-end chefs, he complained, weren't conversant with running a first-floor coffee shop, bistro, and prepared-food market. (Terence Feury had been head chef at Striped Bass and the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia and in Washington; his brother Patrick trained at Le Cirque in New York and was splitting his time between Maia and Nectar, his popular Berwyn dining room and bar.) [Oui oui!]
Two of the three spaces, he said, were underused, the market and coffee shop generating only hundreds of dollars a day. The kitchen equipment was way too precious. The soft costs for design, engineering, and architects were off the charts. The layout was built for inefficiency. Staffing was out of control! [SIC!] "If they could have hired someone to wipe their a-," he said, "they would have." (Overemphasis added)
This is what our bankrupt StinkyInky runs in place of reporting. We do need a good laugh now and then -- but why so expensive?
And in further adventures in the no-blowback zone, Fidel rages over The One's "misinterpretations", with absolutely no damage whatsoever to anybody.
The former president appeared to be throwing a dose of cold water on growing expectations for improved bilateral relations -- suggesting Obama had no right to dare suggest that Cuba make even small concessions.
Ah but he does! Anything he says or does will NEVER hurt him.
The former president appeared to be throwing a dose of cold water on growing expectations for improved bilateral relations -- suggesting Obama had no right to dare suggest that Cuba make even small concessions.
Ah but he does! Anything he says or does will NEVER hurt him.
Still, while Obama’s moves left may have prompted little blowback, they and most everything else he does will be subsumed in a political vortex should the economy worsen.“If unemployment is at 12 percent in six months, they’ll be screaming for his head, and it won’t matter if he had totally shifted to the cultural right,” said Stevens. (Last of FORTY-FIVE GRAFS)
Here is why JonBoy's New Zeitgeist will fail: The New CW has the zeitgeist down PAT.
Here is why JonBoy's New Zeitgeist will fail: The New CW has the zeitgeist down PAT.
And elsewhere in lobbying, Sammy Glick...man eructs:
In Washington, meanwhile, "It is important that people understand who we are," said Glickman. "Too often in our politics, Hollywood is cast as a stock villain in a tired tale."
But remember, in the Beltway, villains make YOU the MONEY!
In Washington, meanwhile, "It is important that people understand who we are," said Glickman. "Too often in our politics, Hollywood is cast as a stock villain in a tired tale."
But remember, in the Beltway, villains make YOU the MONEY!
Those who joined groups that do lobbying say life is different. "It was nice to have a staff and say, 'I need a memo on this' and an hour later have it in my hands," said former representative Jim McCrery, who joined a government-relations firm in January. "Now, I'm doing the memos."
And making the money! Ka-CHING!!!!!
And making the money! Ka-CHING!!!!!
We should note Sen. HEIN-tzzz wanted to be Secretary of State. We should further note any administration which refers to "Af-Pak" probably doesn't have a strategy.
And no, he did not recommend CAROLINE for the Holy See post -- it says here.
And no, he did not recommend CAROLINE for the Holy See post -- it says here.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
The GOP!!!!! Is Going CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! Over The Obama-Chavez Handshake. Why Don't Venezuelans Care About It? (CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! overemphasis added)
First off, because maybe they're used to Hugo and his friends; and second because maybe if some people did care they'd land in jail for it.
P. S. at 6:11 p. m. I had not read the piece, but I have now, and this is almost precisely what it says. Mr. Toro has not been well served by TNRO's interns. (But then the Kinsleyites gave the same kind of slap to Ron Rosenbaum and his MEIN NUTS!!!!!!!!!! essay. Fatuousness seems to run in publishing families.)
First off, because maybe they're used to Hugo and his friends; and second because maybe if some people did care they'd land in jail for it.
P. S. at 6:11 p. m. I had not read the piece, but I have now, and this is almost precisely what it says. Mr. Toro has not been well served by TNRO's interns. (But then the Kinsleyites gave the same kind of slap to Ron Rosenbaum and his MEIN NUTS!!!!!!!!!! essay. Fatuousness seems to run in publishing families.)
The story of the alleged "Craigslist killer" merely proves anyone can be a psycho -- teenage boys, middle-aged loners, elderly investment tycoons, squeaky clean med students. The usual pontificators are welcome to prove more, which would be to no purpose and would not prevent future psychos.
It is a little disconcerting to learn the Rodgers and Hammerstein catalog is being sold to "the world’s third-biggest pension fund"; but then art long ago turned into mere assets, and this sort of thing is an argument for no further copyright extensions of dead people's works.
Another tantrum for liberals: The authors of the exhaustive Yale series on Soviet Communism declare that "from 1936 to 1939 I.F. Stone was a Soviet spy", that he may have helped the noble cause during the war, and he was still on and off with Moscow until the Czech invasion of 1968. Hacks, of course, will ignore all this, just as they ignored the perfidy of Walter Duranty and Herbert Matthews, and its appearance in the NEOCON!!!!!!!!!! Commentary is total justification; but in Stone as with these men is the dark underbelly of the newsroom, which has had more than its share of overpaid simps ready to betray the nation for a higher ideal; and when forced, even Stone could not identify what that ideal was. We wonder if he truly had any regrets for it, aside from the belated show of conscience in '68.
ESPNCORP's animation unit -- copying from itself?
Say it ain't so, UB!
P. S. at 5:30 p. m. We're a little sorry now we posted this; most of the "offenses" seem to have occurred after Uncle Walt died (but before SID BASS and MICKEYMOUSE NIXON founded the company); Walt rotoscoped is still better than many of his contemporaries; and this YouTube clown engaged in intellectual property theft. (We may yet take it down; but it is still interesting.)
P. P. S.
Along with his father and two of his brothers, he was the largest shareholder in the The Walt Disney Company from 1984 until after the stock market crash in 2001. Bass was forced to sell his Disney holdings as a result of a margin call.
Shades of SUMNER! Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
Hmmm: TheNewCW.com was a P-Ulitzer finalist!
Guess who wins the first Webby P-Ulitzer!
(Via IWantMedia)
Guess who wins the first Webby P-Ulitzer!
(Via IWantMedia)
[P]ublic ownership has been a disaster for the newspaper industry.
Really? With NYT at $50? Or MNI at $75? Or GCI at $90? Or WPO at almost $1,000? No, public ownership worked gangbusters for the print media -- until the marketplace decided on a long-overdue correction.
Really? With NYT at $50? Or MNI at $75? Or GCI at $90? Or WPO at almost $1,000? No, public ownership worked gangbusters for the print media -- until the marketplace decided on a long-overdue correction.
Why Republicans are devouring one book
Because it's AMITY's book, and AMITY tells them FDR made the Depression TEN TIMES WORSE with all his schemes, which is another way of saying AMITY tells them what they want to hear.
Because it's AMITY's book, and AMITY tells them FDR made the Depression TEN TIMES WORSE with all his schemes, which is another way of saying AMITY tells them what they want to hear.
Further on the subject of overrated, Henry "TRUST ME!" Blodget links to this Wall Street Journals press release about how the government says zillions are professional bloggers. Actually the number may not be that false; many of these might be news hacks, PR types and other "communicators" who've merely made their jobs trendy. I've been at it for six years and expect never to see a cent, even with the help of Sophia Loren.
WALTER WINCHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! remains one of the most overrated figures of our time, who still gets attention mostly from conservative nerds like Jo-NAH who use him to access MMMMMMSSSSSSMMMMMM stories the PC way, and from liberals because he is the embodiment of conservative EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL (never mind that he's overrated and has a lengthy CV of errors and touts) -- and perhaps with luck he is starting to slip into the obscurity which enveloped his prototype. Quick! Quote a Walter Winchell column! (No, The Untouchables doesn't count.)
The emergency legislation of FDR's 100 days weren't the biggest accomplishments of what we now remember as the New Deal; those came later -- Social Security, the National Labor Relations Act, the Fair Labor Standards Act, the monumental dams and bridges of the Public Works Administration.
TRANSLATION: The One is an even GREATER president!
TRANSLATION: The One is an even GREATER president!
Monday, April 20, 2009
CRISIS IN MADAVE!
Ad Agencies at Fault for Economic Crisis, Finds Poll
Majority of Americans Believe They 'Caused People to Buy Things They Couldn't Afford'
So what do the Ranceoids do? They DENY it! First they quote an "expert": "The much-lauded 'science of advertising' is overblown." Well then why is advertising the greatest science since alchemy? And THEN they quote some pop-cultyure perfesser:
"WHAT MOST ANNOYS ME ABOUT THIS WHOLE RESPONSE TO THE ECONOMIC SITUATION IS THAT THE MEDIA ACTUALLY LEADS FOLKS TO PLACE THEIR ANGER AT ANYONE AND EVERYONE EXCEPT THE REAL CULPRITS -- THE FINANCIERS WHO CREATED THE DEBACLE AND THE SYSTEM ITSELF THAT ALLOWED IT!!!!!" [Annoyed overemphasis added]
Well didn't the financiers have to occasionally trumpet those low rates and nothing down? They could have done it wearing placards on a street corner, but that would not have been so distinguished even before they had to do it looking for other jobs.
Ad Agencies at Fault for Economic Crisis, Finds Poll
Majority of Americans Believe They 'Caused People to Buy Things They Couldn't Afford'
So what do the Ranceoids do? They DENY it! First they quote an "expert": "The much-lauded 'science of advertising' is overblown." Well then why is advertising the greatest science since alchemy? And THEN they quote some pop-cultyure perfesser:
"WHAT MOST ANNOYS ME ABOUT THIS WHOLE RESPONSE TO THE ECONOMIC SITUATION IS THAT THE MEDIA ACTUALLY LEADS FOLKS TO PLACE THEIR ANGER AT ANYONE AND EVERYONE EXCEPT THE REAL CULPRITS -- THE FINANCIERS WHO CREATED THE DEBACLE AND THE SYSTEM ITSELF THAT ALLOWED IT!!!!!" [Annoyed overemphasis added]
Well didn't the financiers have to occasionally trumpet those low rates and nothing down? They could have done it wearing placards on a street corner, but that would not have been so distinguished even before they had to do it looking for other jobs.
And here ROMY, of all people, has to spoil JonBoy's party, with his latest post:
Why Newsweek and Time will never be the [sic] Economist
Well we can think of why that second title would never be The Econowiz: It's the sister rag of PEOPLE!
Why Newsweek and Time will never be the [sic] Economist
Well we can think of why that second title would never be The Econowiz: It's the sister rag of PEOPLE!
The Paper of Re-CORD won five of today's fourteen jernalism P-Ulitzers, with The Daily Kaplan winning a sixth for a tantrum-throwing liberal colyumnist, proof that if the rest of America's nooz biz went out of biz, with only these rags and the ASSPress and all the Web sites that rely upon them surviving, not only wouldn't most people notice, but it wouldn't change the biz very much.
P. S. at 6:45 p. m. We looked over the list and didn't notice: Two awards for KAPLAN, INC.! JonBoy won the P-Ulitzer for maga -- for biography! Call it an honorary magazine prize. And please, P-Ulitzer "judges", don't tell us it's because he's such a brilliant biographer.
Strutting like Henry Lu -- whoever it was that founded Zeitgeist?
By the way, what happened to those Web awards you promised? Sounds like the same old dead-tree media to me.
P. S. at 6:45 p. m. We looked over the list and didn't notice: Two awards for KAPLAN, INC.! JonBoy won the P-Ulitzer for maga -- for biography! Call it an honorary magazine prize. And please, P-Ulitzer "judges", don't tell us it's because he's such a brilliant biographer.
Strutting like Henry Lu -- whoever it was that founded Zeitgeist?
By the way, what happened to those Web awards you promised? Sounds like the same old dead-tree media to me.
THE BANKING SYSTEM IS INSOLVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says a conveniently named Web site that's #581,714 on Alexa (and not even ranked on Quantcast) but that Seeking Alpha HAD to link to for...who knows? The same reason SAM LITTLE links to Debka.com?
Of course we would not be surprised to learn our financial system is in the deepest of doo-doo. We've been reading it for months. I'm not sure a BLOGSPOT BLOG that cleverly implies a relationship with a PEOPLE WARNER subsidiary should be the first to alert us. And remember -- SAM's friends told us ARIEL SHARON was DEAD years before the fact.
WORSE: A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AN ANTI-SEMITE! A RAGING LOON! SEEKING ALPHA IMBECILES!!
I have removed the original link.
Of course we would not be surprised to learn our financial system is in the deepest of doo-doo. We've been reading it for months. I'm not sure a BLOGSPOT BLOG that cleverly implies a relationship with a PEOPLE WARNER subsidiary should be the first to alert us. And remember -- SAM's friends told us ARIEL SHARON was DEAD years before the fact.
WORSE: A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AN ANTI-SEMITE! A RAGING LOON! SEEKING ALPHA IMBECILES!!
I have removed the original link.
The DUHB links to an extraordinary mea culpa from SLIME, which hints it is probably as much an excuse as the manufactured phenomenon it describes is a fake, but we have become so thoroughly discombobulated in this age that it takes a master of fakery like SLIME to expose a fake like His underboss Mr. Cowell.
Before we throw another tantrum on how many the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Israelis kill, we should note how many Hamas has killed among themselves.
The ASSPress does something other than run PRESS RELEASES for once.
The ASSPress does something other than run PRESS RELEASES for once.
We knew the government was burning money on financial institutions -- we didn't know how much money.
Now we know.
Just one thing -- why did ED MURROW report this news? Why couldn't one of our TWITTER-MAD NEWS ORGS have done it?
Now we know.
Just one thing -- why did ED MURROW report this news? Why couldn't one of our TWITTER-MAD NEWS ORGS have done it?
President Obama plans to convene his Cabinet for the first time today, and he will order its members to identify a combined $100 million in budget cuts over the next 90 days, according to a senior administration official.
Like hell! AIG can spend $100 million in 90 milliseconds!
There is a limit to government by symbolism.
Like hell! AIG can spend $100 million in 90 milliseconds!
There is a limit to government by symbolism.
Clean energy has a dirty secret.
It isn't cheap.
And if we know you hacks you intend to keep it a secret, largely for the same reason Ashton Kutcher is NO SECRET.
It isn't cheap.
And if we know you hacks you intend to keep it a secret, largely for the same reason Ashton Kutcher is NO SECRET.
You know, TWXSTERS, I'd rather your thoroughly corrupt company didn't try to explain Columbine for us. The jerk Dick Corliss had an instant explanation: NOT PEOPLE WARNER AND ALL GUNS. At least that fraud had a purpose -- to unzip Gerry's fly and to pleasure his discredited concept of synergy. To say senseless as you hacks do skirts your duty. Nothing is senseless; there is a reason for everything, and there's surely a reason for homicidal maniacs. Saying senseless is saying not me. Saying senseless is to avoid responsibility for our culture of death worship. Saying senseless is to deny we are our brother's keeper.
B. of A. says credit still deteriorating
Wall Street Casino says B. of A. up $5!
P. S. at 5:38 p. m. WRONG! (Caveat: Money Honey®!)
Wall Street Casino says B. of A. up $5!
P. S. at 5:38 p. m. WRONG! (Caveat: Money Honey®!)
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Cuba and the U.S. are speaking in a friendlier way toward one another than they have in decades, but a genuine breakthrough in trade may still lie far in the future, say analysts and Obama Administration officials.
Er, backtracking, One?
Er, backtracking, One?
Comic Sans MS (I hadn't known its name until now) is a dorky looking font, but really no better or worse than other dorky looking fonts. That it's inspired by "The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen" is unsurprising as computer geekery is but an extension of comic-book geekery. What doesn't surprise us either is that one of the universe's leading "news" organizations led us to this Wall Street Journals dissertation on it, SLIME's LIBERAL EDITION henchmen finding themselves an A1-printed 1,300-word excuse late last week to do one less article about you-know-who (as opposed to His CONSERVATIVE EDITION, obsessive and obstreperous in its own way). Yes, I know, the Journals have a tradition of running these keeyute stories and like that, but lately all we've been getting from news hacks is keeyute stories -- for a public-be-damned reason.
"The whole notion was that if we showed courtesy or opened up dialogue with governments that had previously been hostile to us, that that somehow would be a sign of weakness," Chamberlain said, recalling his race for the prime ministership and challenging his critics today.
"The British people didn't buy it," Chamberlain said. "And there's a good reason the British people didn't buy it — because it doesn't make sense."
We changed a few words. Is this unfair? Yes. But Neville thought he could "dialogue" with people too. Mideast peace talks are all about "dialoguing." We've been "dialoguing" with Iran and North Korea until our dialogues turned blue. It hasn't done our political prisoner in Iran much good. It hasn't done The Three-Millimeter Tyrant any harm.
"The British people didn't buy it," Chamberlain said. "And there's a good reason the British people didn't buy it — because it doesn't make sense."
We changed a few words. Is this unfair? Yes. But Neville thought he could "dialogue" with people too. Mideast peace talks are all about "dialoguing." We've been "dialoguing" with Iran and North Korea until our dialogues turned blue. It hasn't done our political prisoner in Iran much good. It hasn't done The Three-Millimeter Tyrant any harm.
If it's Sunday it must be Big Double-A-Scribble Time:
1. Double-A is excited because TV types are successfully working more swear words into their programming. The flip side is GE BANCORP NETWORK had to get Jut-Jaw Jay to fill in the 10 p. m. hour five nights a week, putatively to save money -- but the 10 p. m. space has become a broadcasting dead zone. Did all of those curse words in the time period contribute? Are TV executives ever wrong?
2. We still cringe over what happened to Domino's because it was zero percent at fault. But we must concede no-brains like the two (we would use a certain eight-letter compound word to describe them here, but we try to be a profanity-free zone) may not be untypical of who works for the fast-fooders. These two (just read what I said before), indeed, may have been unlucky for accidentally exposing a closely guarded industry secret. That said, we're certain food tampering is extremely rare, and that fast-food firms do try their best to serve a wholesome product, but so many things in the industry work against it, like low wages and high turnover. This will not cease.
We might add the more broadcasters and their sugar daddies on MadAve work coarseness into their programming, the more they work it into our lives -- something these idiots will deny to the day they die and go to Hell.
3. No, "Brand Google" is not in trouble so long as the Wall Street Casino believes it can cure every financial ill by being a growth stock, increasing evidence to the contrary regardless.
4. The latest fad in marketing: green. If it's so good why does it have to be another buzzword-promoted premium-priced fad?
[A] vast majority of consumers said they believe green products cost more and don't perform as well as others.
That should kill this latest one.
1. Double-A is excited because TV types are successfully working more swear words into their programming. The flip side is GE BANCORP NETWORK had to get Jut-Jaw Jay to fill in the 10 p. m. hour five nights a week, putatively to save money -- but the 10 p. m. space has become a broadcasting dead zone. Did all of those curse words in the time period contribute? Are TV executives ever wrong?
2. We still cringe over what happened to Domino's because it was zero percent at fault. But we must concede no-brains like the two (we would use a certain eight-letter compound word to describe them here, but we try to be a profanity-free zone) may not be untypical of who works for the fast-fooders. These two (just read what I said before), indeed, may have been unlucky for accidentally exposing a closely guarded industry secret. That said, we're certain food tampering is extremely rare, and that fast-food firms do try their best to serve a wholesome product, but so many things in the industry work against it, like low wages and high turnover. This will not cease.
We might add the more broadcasters and their sugar daddies on MadAve work coarseness into their programming, the more they work it into our lives -- something these idiots will deny to the day they die and go to Hell.
3. No, "Brand Google" is not in trouble so long as the Wall Street Casino believes it can cure every financial ill by being a growth stock, increasing evidence to the contrary regardless.
4. The latest fad in marketing: green. If it's so good why does it have to be another buzzword-promoted premium-priced fad?
[A] vast majority of consumers said they believe green products cost more and don't perform as well as others.
That should kill this latest one.
When a mo-VEE cri-TIC gets started praising some old-time theater you want the place to close. Yet Baltimore is lucky -- we in Philthydelphia (as I've said before) have no downtown first-runs but for an arthouse, and no single-screen theater. Even as the idiot PAUL DRECK gets ever more excited you can sense reading this, even through the haze of a mo-VEE cri-TIC's pretensions, that something is missing. More than one something: a going city with going industry, a thriving national culture, and people who want to socialize. Take all three a way and you have mo-VEE cri-TICs' encomiums.
And now the city plans to take the place over, which may lead to unwanted taxpayer memories of its own. Did this wri-TER have something to do with it? I'd love to hear the MENCK.
And now the city plans to take the place over, which may lead to unwanted taxpayer memories of its own. Did this wri-TER have something to do with it? I'd love to hear the MENCK.
Today on an apartment elevator some -- well, I never write of private citizens, so I'll keep quiet now -- boarded bearing an instrument case plastered with a bumper sticker facing me:
I ♥ TO FART
Were I more quick-witted and even more of a grouch than I am I could have let loose with any of a hundred different insulting retorts, but I held my tongue, which seemed the right thing to do.
Today it is a mortal sin not to have A SENSE OF HUMOR. Hence hack pols must tell "jokes" for which with any justice they'll cringe the rest of their lives. Hence I suspect more mourners tell jokes at funerals than ever. Hence people wear t-shirts they imagine funny. Hence cretinous bumper stickers. Sometimes it may not be apt to be funny. What is more, your sense of humor may not be mine. And while jokes may not start wars it is best to be cautious where kindling lurks; and prudence need not be the same as PC.
I'd like to think I have a sense of humor -- tempered by life, but still there. I believe this post among others shows it. At least it's not an idiotic bumper sticker.
I ♥ TO FART
Were I more quick-witted and even more of a grouch than I am I could have let loose with any of a hundred different insulting retorts, but I held my tongue, which seemed the right thing to do.
Today it is a mortal sin not to have A SENSE OF HUMOR. Hence hack pols must tell "jokes" for which with any justice they'll cringe the rest of their lives. Hence I suspect more mourners tell jokes at funerals than ever. Hence people wear t-shirts they imagine funny. Hence cretinous bumper stickers. Sometimes it may not be apt to be funny. What is more, your sense of humor may not be mine. And while jokes may not start wars it is best to be cautious where kindling lurks; and prudence need not be the same as PC.
I'd like to think I have a sense of humor -- tempered by life, but still there. I believe this post among others shows it. At least it's not an idiotic bumper sticker.
And speaking of things that make us wonder what hacks are up to, this story is irritating in a vague, amorphous way. Maybe it's because the Boston Glob has been lately beating itself so frequently and justifiably on the chest, or maybe it's because some well-meaning hack is ascribing a solution to social problems that just isn't there, or maybe it's because she thinks teens seeing a "hip" musical will help, or maybe because it's a form of anecdotal reporting, or maybe it's because the show isn't that good in the first place; or maybe it's because the Web site she links to (which doesn't link back to anything but is clearly part of the show's sales pitch) has all of four much-vaunted parental testimonials, or maybe it's because it's just plain lazy, or maybe it's because it's another way of avoiding asking hard questions of THE MAN WE LOVE.
To what point are the hacks intentionally inundating us with Ashton and Bo and The Singer to avoid engaging in the nitty gritty on The Man They Love?
Of course hacks would say they never do anything on purpose. Just one problem -- the industry always finds the wherewithal to do things on purpose. One wishes not to engage in psychobabble but what the industry actually does is perhaps but an expression of a collective unconscious of comatose minds.
And happily, as GCI at $3.76 and SSP at $1.93 and MNI at FIFTY-SIX CENTS show, WE CAN DO THINGS ON PURPOSE BACK.
Somehow we are not surprised:
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS & HUNTER THOMPSON BONDED IN BOOZE
We were about to say if more hacks drank -- but then we'd get more of the DTs in print.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS & HUNTER THOMPSON BONDED IN BOOZE
We were about to say if more hacks drank -- but then we'd get more of the DTs in print.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Two from Page Six: First, from a bio:
On the set of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," despite his reputation as Hollywood's most faithful husband, Levy relates, Newman had an affair for a year and a half with a journalist who was writing a puff piece on the movie: " 'I finally said to myself, 'I can do better than this,' she remembered. 'I told him, 'You're always drunk, and you can't even make love.' I ended it."
SECOND:
DORIS Day is alive and well in California, despite a tabloid report headlined: "Doris Day Tragedy: She's losing her memory & voice." In a note to Parade.com's Jeanne Wolf, the movie legend, 87, wrote, "Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! I'm fine. No, I'm great." Day guesses the story was based on the annual Monterey radio show she did earlier this month with call-ins from Tony Bennett, Charles Osgood, Chris Botti and Lesley Stahl. "I had a frog in my throat," Day admits. "My message is just be kind to your animals . . . and don't worry about me. Oh, yes, don't buy the tabloids either! With love always."
Somehow, I think they go together.
On the set of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," despite his reputation as Hollywood's most faithful husband, Levy relates, Newman had an affair for a year and a half with a journalist who was writing a puff piece on the movie: " 'I finally said to myself, 'I can do better than this,' she remembered. 'I told him, 'You're always drunk, and you can't even make love.' I ended it."
SECOND:
DORIS Day is alive and well in California, despite a tabloid report headlined: "Doris Day Tragedy: She's losing her memory & voice." In a note to Parade.com's Jeanne Wolf, the movie legend, 87, wrote, "Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! I'm fine. No, I'm great." Day guesses the story was based on the annual Monterey radio show she did earlier this month with call-ins from Tony Bennett, Charles Osgood, Chris Botti and Lesley Stahl. "I had a frog in my throat," Day admits. "My message is just be kind to your animals . . . and don't worry about me. Oh, yes, don't buy the tabloids either! With love always."
Somehow, I think they go together.
$1.5 billion, 22-4. I think that's a fair trade.
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft!
Cleveland scored 14 times all told in the [2nd] – the worst inning in the Yankees' 106-year history....
Couldn'ta done it without $1.5 BILLION!
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft!
Cleveland scored 14 times all told in the [2nd] – the worst inning in the Yankees' 106-year history....
Couldn'ta done it without $1.5 BILLION!
Okay Dana, you've taken it from both sides; but don't suppose this makes you more trustworthy than a weathervane; it may merely mean you can write stupidly one day to inflame the right, and write stupidly another day to inflame the left. What remains after we subtract left from right, or right from left?
This week's JonBoy-Says-We-Can-Win-With-1.2-Million Zeitgeist idea -- The Rehabilitation of ELIOT -- as first endorsed by GRATE.COM -- which, like The New Econowiz, is owned by...
A COMPANY THAT'S STILL WORTH $566 a SHARE LESS THAN OVER FOUR YEARS AGO.
A COMPANY THAT'S STILL WORTH $566 a SHARE LESS THAN OVER FOUR YEARS AGO.
One discouraging thing about blogging for over six years to no notice is how many fads have passed me by, not least in blogging. It marks The Paper of Re-CORD's increasing impotence that it gave so much space to this story (and The One beaming) on its print front page; strangely, had I not seen a copy I would not have found it on the home page. (The tag says B1 of the New York edition, but take my word -- it was on A1 of the national edition.) Not one of these fads will inspire a successful second act. It's not clear they're even that successful; 100,000 copies would not buy John Grisham's lunch. What is worse, they leave nothing behind except bad jokes.
Moreover I mentioned a few weeks back that a story on a leading news organization's Web site not only vanished from the site, but for my quote it vanished from the Web.* God knows how much of our Internet morgue no longer exists. Certain it is that untold dead links have rendered too many of my posts incomprehensible. It isn't just the Web's problem of course; vast quantities of our media history are lost, owing to shriveled nitrate stock (silent movies) or smashed transcription discs (network radio) or trashed kinescopes and erased video tapes (network television) On the Web we have lost far more collectively and far less of worth. This does not make it any less dismaying that not only will our age come to be remembered for nothings, but there will be so little of the nothings to remember it by -- assuming anyone would want to remember it.
*As it happens I was wrong; I posted a generic URL. That story, by Michael S. Malone, is here, and still worth reading, though time has contradicted its conclusion.
P. S. See also THIS UNPRECEDENTED IDIOCY FROM THE TWXSTERS. (A definitive comment here.)
Moreover I mentioned a few weeks back that a story on a leading news organization's Web site not only vanished from the site, but for my quote it vanished from the Web.* God knows how much of our Internet morgue no longer exists. Certain it is that untold dead links have rendered too many of my posts incomprehensible. It isn't just the Web's problem of course; vast quantities of our media history are lost, owing to shriveled nitrate stock (silent movies) or smashed transcription discs (network radio) or trashed kinescopes and erased video tapes (network television) On the Web we have lost far more collectively and far less of worth. This does not make it any less dismaying that not only will our age come to be remembered for nothings, but there will be so little of the nothings to remember it by -- assuming anyone would want to remember it.
*As it happens I was wrong; I posted a generic URL. That story, by Michael S. Malone, is here, and still worth reading, though time has contradicted its conclusion.
P. S. See also THIS UNPRECEDENTED IDIOCY FROM THE TWXSTERS. (A definitive comment here.)
Meantime Nukeman and his Swampmen proclaim:
"Iran's armed forces are the guarantor of security in the region."
Especially so after it...never mind.
The way forward for Pawlenty--and the GOP--lies in demonstrating that his party is not an irrelevant, balkanized [sic] rump.
What's it to you? People on your side should want an irrelevant, Balkanized rump -- for your side to stay in power forever. Before you think that, however, think MEXICO. Think CUBA.
By seating Franken, Pawlenty could do just that.
An irrelevant, Balkanized rump, seating a Democrat -- WE CAN'T LOSE!
We are dangerously close to accusing the editors of TNR of living in their own "gated community" but will not do so, out of respect for its long and distinguished reputation.
What's it to you? People on your side should want an irrelevant, Balkanized rump -- for your side to stay in power forever. Before you think that, however, think MEXICO. Think CUBA.
By seating Franken, Pawlenty could do just that.
An irrelevant, Balkanized rump, seating a Democrat -- WE CAN'T LOSE!
We are dangerously close to accusing the editors of TNR of living in their own "gated community" but will not do so, out of respect for its long and distinguished reputation.
We are sorry to learn that Stephen A. Smith, who showed such DEAFENING promise as a FRED FLINTSTONE OF SPORT and all-around megalomaniac, has essentially been shown the door by ESPNCORP, meaning in this depr -- economy perhaps even the big boys who scream a lot may have their salaries trimmed.
(Via the usual Romy)
Look Dick, he was trying to do what you true believers would have wanted him to do, but if he'd punished the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL miscreants he might have gotten bad press -- and how would it have played with The One beaming at Hugo from every computer?
And in fairness to The One, their encounter was "very short", but then this is the ASSPRESS, which can play with the clock when it wants to.
And in fairness to The One, their encounter was "very short", but then this is the ASSPRESS, which can play with the clock when it wants to.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Yet another of our Congress's Laws of Good Unintended Consequences:
Paper companies may claim about $6.6 billion from a U.S. tax break meant to discourage use of fossil fuels, and they’ll burn more diesel to get it.
Paper companies may claim about $6.6 billion from a U.S. tax break meant to discourage use of fossil fuels, and they’ll burn more diesel to get it.
Obama Says Dodd Deserves His Help In Re-election Bid
If Sandy "ANGELO" Dodd deserves it, anyone deserves it!
If Sandy "ANGELO" Dodd deserves it, anyone deserves it!
How reassuring: The NEW BULL-MARKET RALLY!!!!!!!!!! is possibly being driven by the same computers and algorithms that drove the market way up, then drove the market way down. I like when computers take investment decisions out of the hands of people. The only downside is that people ultimately have to take the investment decisions away from computers.
Speaking of torture...I don't like masticating a subject everyone else has already digested. Torture makes us look like a third-world republic. But the seventies teach us the consequences of turning out the lights, locking the door and throwing away the key on national security, especially in the name of "morals". The villainous Henry Luce was once quoted as saying (or once quoted someone to the effect that) the hardest of heads guides the softest of hearts. Of course he had a hard heart too. He was still right.
And con-SER-va-tives who delude themselves into thinking this is Jimmy Carter Redux had better steel themselves up for a good dose of Nixon. And this Nixon may not need an enemies list to manifest the same effect.
And con-SER-va-tives who delude themselves into thinking this is Jimmy Carter Redux had better steel themselves up for a good dose of Nixon. And this Nixon may not need an enemies list to manifest the same effect.
Romy has a sense of humor -- well, what passes for a sense of humor with him:
Why there aren't as many slasher-movie ads in the paper [Romy's link]
I don't believe Mogul's Friend would have written that, for his business is always right, even when it does wrong. (Or especially.)
Why there aren't as many slasher-movie ads in the paper [Romy's link]
I don't believe Mogul's Friend would have written that, for his business is always right, even when it does wrong. (Or especially.)
Keith Olbermann put it eloquently last night when he warned....
Rush Limbaugh put it eloquently today when he warned....
What is the difference? There is no difference. It's a hack telling me to buzz off. He's going to dictate the truth and if it isn't the truth -- to hell with the truth. It's a sentence designed to make the discerning reader stop reading. As it happens Dahlia is very liberal, just as anyone writing that second sentence would have to be very conservative. I will repeat: I grow ever more exasperated with the Web's gated communities and their vacuum-sealed thinking. And I take their increasing insults personally.
Rush Limbaugh put it eloquently today when he warned....
What is the difference? There is no difference. It's a hack telling me to buzz off. He's going to dictate the truth and if it isn't the truth -- to hell with the truth. It's a sentence designed to make the discerning reader stop reading. As it happens Dahlia is very liberal, just as anyone writing that second sentence would have to be very conservative. I will repeat: I grow ever more exasperated with the Web's gated communities and their vacuum-sealed thinking. And I take their increasing insults personally.
I keep complaining how news hacks keep running satire -- or rather stories that are supposed to be satire, that seem on the surface like satire but lack a point or the wit. Here is another example. John, stick to your young-adult novels, or better still, when you feel like saying nothing, just say nothing.
(Via Amspec, which proves a bad story can hurt the linker and the linked)
(Via Amspec, which proves a bad story can hurt the linker and the linked)