THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Posted
6:33 PM
by Gene
"I think holding their nose they're going to have to take him," she told C-SPAN recently.
What an INSPIRING choice.
Posted
6:27 PM
by Gene
A Harris Interactive survey for Zillow.com in December found that 36% of homeowners thought their homes had increased in value over the past year, vs. 23% who thought they had decreased. That willful optimism translates directly into the record overhang of unsold existing homes: more than 4 million.
And we know where all that increase will go.
Posted
6:03 PM
by Gene
Ah-NULT: John, I'dt be glahhht to be yourrr VIZZZZZZZZE-PRREZIDENT!
Boobs: Happy to oblige Arnold, but, uh....
Posted
6:01 PM
by Gene
KFC Corp. has cooked up a tasty bit of ambush marketing for the Super Bowl, but what if the players turn out to be too chicken to play along?
The Louisville, Ky.-based chicken chain on Jan. 17 said it would make a charitable donation of $260,000 to "Colonel's Scholars" in the name of the first player or entertainment performer who does the wing-flapping part of the wedding perennial "chicken dance" for three seconds in the end zone.
The campaign is designed to promote KFC's hot wings....
This is ambush marketing (we had to correct our post), meaning the NFL got a little mad, and there are no luxury suites to defend.
Posted
5:58 PM
by Gene
Should a company called CLOROX criticize the ingredients of its rivals' beauty potions?
All RIGHT, we had an excuse.
Posted
5:49 PM
by Gene
P. S.
[I]t's worth asking ourselves how things went so wrong at the Kimmel. It was the first of six major civic buildings (Independence Visitors' Center, the two new stadiums, etc.) started during the Rendell administration. All suffer to varying degrees from the same off-putting feeling on their ground floors.
Why? Because EDDIE wouldn't catch himself DEAD on the GROUND FLOOR!
Posted
5:33 PM
by Gene
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1:54 PM
by Gene
That SLIME is running this endorses His supreme belief that any publicity is good publicity, the history of His company notwithstanding.
(Via MediaBistro)
Posted
10:53 AM
by Gene
Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. narrowed its loss in the fourth quarter as surging sales of its anti- clotting pill Plavix partially offset charges for costs that include investments backed by subprime securities.
Who ELSE owns this scrap paper?
Posted
10:37 AM
by Gene
Some analysts are predicting that Super Bowl XLII may break a record of 94.1 million viewers, set in 1996, because of the possibility that the Patriots will finish the N.F.L. season undefeated.
Oh, no, Madison Avenue frets. What if the game proves more interesting than the commercials?
Remember, MORONS, programming is mere FILLER for your ADS.
Posted
9:40 AM
by Gene
I got certified as a SCUBA diver to report on the underwater scenes in the Bahamas with Tom Hanks and Darryl Hannah for Ron Howard’s “Splash!” I’ve sung (not well) with Rod Steiger in a restaurant in Durango, Mexico, played golf (not well, either) with Clint Eastwood on the Monterrey Peninsula, and spent a total of six months of spring on the French Riviera covering the Cannes Film Festival.
With these two grafs, Jack has conclusively shown why the sooner newspapers rid themselves of their movie ad-blurbists, the better.
Posted
9:22 AM
by Gene
Now Mark Steyn wants to make himself irrelevant.
What IS with these con-SER-va-tives and their worship of Corporate America? "Undoubtedly there are 'greedy people on Wall Street'. Why should he and his chums be the ones who decide whether they need to be 'punished'?" Well, Guinness Book Record Holder for Most Columns Written in an Hour, if his chums include, say, the Attorney General, or the FBI director, or the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, they may have a reason. Mind you, just may.
Also, there's rumor of some EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL document Teddy and his chums may use to persecute con-SER-va-tives' heroes. It's called The Federal Register.
Posted
8:39 AM
by Gene
Also, the whores have the tact to stay in the house.
Posted
8:36 AM
by Gene
It couldn't have happened to a nicer company, however.
Posted
8:23 AM
by Gene
[A]nalysts don't expect a quick fix. "Irene & Co. are confronting long-term problems that will take some time to solve," Wachovia analyst Jonathan Feeney said in a report. "For example, the problem in the cheese business isn't so much costs, it is that brand equity and product differentiation are well below average -- not something that can be fixed overnight."
TRANSLATION: How different are brands of prepackaged cheese slices -- or instant coffee?
Posted
8:07 PM
by Gene
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7:10 PM
by Gene
Eli Lilly and federal prosecutors are discussing a settlement of a civil and criminal investigation into the company’s marketing of the antipsychotic drug Zyprexa that could result in Lilly’s paying more than $1 billion to federal and state governments.
Let's see, what could con-SER-va-tives say? Shakedown, extortion, socialism -- but Big Pharma sorta got in this fix when it let MadAve portray its every drug as a cure for cancer and bad sex.
And all that talk about the billions Big Pharma selflessly spends seems more than a little hollow these days.
Posted
7:07 PM
by Gene
OH oh, now the hard-core TEDDY haters will REALLY be mad:
Schwarzenegger to back McCain for president
Posted
5:11 PM
by Gene
Somebody named Suderman says Lame Duck's "stimulus" package is ineffective and possibly unnecessary, something one can agree with given the excellence of the Sausage Factory on the Potomac; but then perhaps hoping his readers wouldn't click on the link he suggests for an alternative a Republican House plan which includes:
2) Significant Reduction in the Top Corporate Tax Rate.
3) End the Capital Gains Tax on Inflation.
4) Simplify the Capital Gains Rate Structure.
In short, gifts for Richie Rich, which would probably lead to all sorts of Richie Rich-style things like forcing ordinary people to pay more taxes, while vastly helping .001 percent of the population, the percent that needs no help. Paying small "rebates" to poor and middle-class people is a practical irrelevance, as money with these classes goes too fast and buys too little; but giving out more lavish Tiffany-boxed candy treats to people who spell their names with dollar signs hearkens to why the Republican Congress had an infestation of RED-STATE SCORPIONS.
"1)" is "Full, Immediate Expensing" [sic], and we have no idea what this means, but since the House GOP hacks say "this provision would encourage the purchase of assets with which to grow a business" we presume this means a new generation of LEGENDARY WELCHES and THREE-HEADED DOGS buybuybuying -- and the old one was enough.
At any rate this is sheer cheap posturing, as Scott and his gang of majority-seekers knew this was about as likely to pass as Speaker Babs is to endorse Ron Paul.
Posted
1:52 PM
by Gene
Are they sure it's snow that's falling?
Posted
1:49 PM
by Gene
Should it matter? It's the Devil in disguise any way.
Posted
1:44 PM
by Gene
(Via the usual Romy)
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1:39 PM
by Gene
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11:08 AM
by Gene
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10:48 AM
by Gene
IMBECILES!
Posted
10:30 AM
by Gene
Oscar-nominated films are often small, dark and unintended for mass audiences; they're about art, after all, not commerce.
Which CERTAINLY explains such small, dark, unintended-for-mass-audience best picture Os-CAR® nominees as 42nd Street, Little Women, The Private Life of Henry VIII, The Gay Divorcée, The Thin Man, David Copperfield, Top Hat, San Francisco, The Awful Truth, Captains Courageous, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Jezebel, Pygmalion, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Stagecoach, The Wizard of Oz, Wuthering Heights -- and that's just the thirties! And I haven't even mentioned the winners!
Which has NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, to do with the fact that now a big-city daily is without a full-time movie ad-blurbist. In truth THE CONSPIRACY can't make a decent movie to save its life, and all but cedes the fall season to the ad-blurbists, who engage in a CIRCLE JERK over the small, dark, unintended-for-mass-audience films the biz makes because the ad-blurbists encourage the film extruders to mistake them for quality. Given how these IDIOTS have helped bring down the film biz we DO NOT NEED THEM, and as for the pictures it goes without saying.
And that our excuser quotes PAUL DRECK means a NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO CHRISTY!
Posted
8:19 AM
by Gene
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5:51 PM
by Gene
What they do best -- SPEND IT.
Posted
5:46 PM
by Gene
This sounds like a hope, and there's reason to believe it could happen -- but we would like to see it happen in a biz so intensely competitive and that, however gutted out our domestic biz is, still is in the economic driver's seat.
And if Wal-Mart's nascent effort to sell hybrids becomes more than a token gesture you can throw this notion completely out the window.
Posted
5:33 PM
by Gene
The possibility of a recession led Goldman Sachs Group Inc. to reduce profit estimates for media companies including Viacom and Disney. Goldman said Jan. 9 that Viacom's earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization may gain 6 percent this year, down from a previous prediction of 8 percent.
Overall, traditional advertising sales in the U.S. will decline 3 percent to 5 percent this year, Goldman estimates. [Eighth and ninth grafs]
NUF SAID.
(Via IWantMedia)
Posted
5:29 PM
by Gene
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5:25 PM
by Gene
Primary Tally So Far: 160,000 TV Spots and $141M in Spending
In Politics, Web Surpasses TV for Under-30 Voters
Posted
1:47 PM
by Gene
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11:58 AM
by Gene
Posted
7:32 PM
by Gene
On the north end of the Capitol, Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) will give a YouTube response here after the Democrats are done with their response.
...and then a Democrat will give his YouTube response to the YouTube response, then a Republican will give his YouTube response to the YouTube response to the Democrats' response, then....
Don't these @#$%^& campaigns ever end?
Posted
6:31 PM
by Gene
Consider fourth-quarter spots, which have long been considered rolls of the dice....This year, the risk is much smaller than that potential reward because of the Patriots' pursuit of an unprecedented 19-0 record, which is expected to keep viewers glued to the game's closing moments.
In an earlier interview, Bob Lachky [pronounced lackey or latchkey?], exec VP-global industry and creative development at Anheuser-Busch, the game's heaviest advertiser, said interest in seeing the Patriots make -- or fail to make -- history figures to bolster fourth-quarter viewership regardless of the score. (A-B has one ad scheduled for the fourth quarter.)
Even if the JINTS win in a blowout?
Which we rather hope to spite your faces in the luxury boxes.
P. S. Sorry for that aside, but dammit so many CEOs and their enablers want to shake us upside-down by the ankles to finance their daydreams.
Posted
6:28 PM
by Gene
TRANSLATION: Geeks do not like being dictated to, even by the Lord God Steve.
Posted
5:58 PM
by Gene
An industry employing 53,000 people in any metropolitan area is large enough to merit at least some attention from policymakers. But more workers are employed by many other industries in and around Chicago. Why should policymakers care about this small subset of the city’s total employment?
Because you can't go around boasting that YOU know the owner of a clothing factory!
(Via one of America's leading recorded...SOUND flacks via the annoying ArtsJournal)
Posted
5:53 PM
by Gene
Which isn't the way it usually works out.
Posted
5:48 PM
by Gene
But what do these prognostications really mean? I recently read a two-week-old issue of Entertainment Weekly that used the predictions of a half dozen of those professional Oscar bloggers. No one got anything right! It was very funny. If all that energy was used to solve the Earth’s real problems …
It would be on a collision course with the sun.
Posted
5:46 PM
by Gene
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5:39 PM
by Gene
Say, if the real-estate hucksters could take care of Branson East, why can't they create an all-new Branson West?
Who wants to guess those beautiful theaters end up being wards of the state -- if they find any bookings at all?
Some question whether Broadway needs a face-lift. UCLA law professor Gary Blasi noted that the Latino-oriented businesses have stood the test of time.
"Unless you have a different vision, aesthetically and ethnically, then why?" Blasi said.
Ask EDDIE!
Posted
5:36 PM
by Gene
We say Spears has overexposure "issues", which led to every "issue" that followed, not least the "ISSUE" of news hacks wallpapering their properties with her every blasted minute.
Posted
5:31 PM
by Gene
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5:25 PM
by Gene
For that "one brief shining moment" we can believe Sen. Fatso Glub Glub was sincere. Make no mistake: as a public speaker he remains miles ahead of the competition, because of the Kennedy blood in his veins; but he has served long enough to know every trick in the book (which explains the talk of his considering retirement after he's dictated his memoirs because he doesn't want to be yoked to a walker and an IV on the Senate floor); he is too much the Kennedy to see beyond the past, and he is too much the cynic to believe there isn't a place in politics for demonizing. Make no mistake here too: after six months of President Oprah and all the loonies he'll place in every branch of government he may start complaining of demonizing on his own accord.
Posted
5:18 PM
by Gene
We wonder if our beloved GUVNOR is lending his ideas to other nations, for the idea of a Titanic white elephant (based on the movie, we can be sure) is the ultimate expression of Rendellism, where industry is replaced by mass dishwashing, and bustle is replaced by museums, all in the name of the patented buncombe of the "tourist economy."
Posted
12:02 PM
by Gene
Still, there is no doubt that the Lampert luster has faded; comparisons to Mr. Buffett have quieted in recent months.
“He did really well on Autozone,” said Bruce Greenwald, a professor of finance and economics at Columbia University. “Most of his stocks are retail stocks, and he has done really well with them. So he decided he was a genius at retail, and it didn’t occur to him he could be wrong about it. He believed his own press.” [Emphasis added; LAST TWO GRAFS OF A FOUR-PAGE STORY]
Posted
5:36 PM
by Gene
Sure we shouldn't have asked for some of our money back?
Posted
11:45 AM
by Gene
One may laugh -- I cringed -- but would Harry Truman have boogied? Or FDR? Or Lincoln? Or Washington? Or maybe their cabinet members, like Gen. Marshall? Or Henry Stimson? Or Edwin M. Stanton? I believe any of these men would have thrown David Gurgle out of a third-story window. But then we could easily have thrown the whole Davos contingent off the Dofourspitze and the world would have breathed much easier.
Heck we don't think Jeff or Alexander Hamilton would have boogied either, for what that's worth.
Posted
10:48 AM
by Gene
TRANSLATION: NOT ME!!!!!
Posted
9:53 AM
by Gene
Do these clowns have to remind us of Oprah?
Posted
9:49 AM
by Gene
There are such creatures in Europe? We thought they were outlawed.
Posted
9:28 AM
by Gene
And Gov. Fruitandnut and Mayor Angry and their simpering cohorts do not have one atom of leadership to share.
Posted
9:24 AM
by Gene
You don't suppose this would be possible without the press agents up front, heh? Noooo.
Posted
9:14 AM
by Gene
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1:40 PM
by Gene
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9:53 AM
by Gene
S&Ls, endorsements from steroid phreaks -- just another day for Boobs. When will his opponents bring up his past?
Posted
8:16 PM
by Gene
He is not serious. Watch the guy on C-SPAN, and behold his oily demeanor. He's part of the team that brought his party down in '06, and if there's one thing any Congresspoop won't except it's responsibility, unless the red light's on and the heat's off. To this day too many of his colleagues continue to blame the sea, the sky and the stars for Duke, and SNIDELY WHIPLASH, and Bob "Abe" Ney, and Horny Mark, and the other GOP House villains. John is the sort of master pol who knows how to say enough to make for an inspiriting quote while not having to commit himself to -- gasp! -- reform. And reform is the last thing we should expect from the entrenched, corrupt Congressional Republicans.
Posted
8:11 PM
by Gene
TRANSLATION: We fully-expense-account-paid hacks will make the two-week stretch even MORE tedious than ever.
Posted
7:44 PM
by Gene
…of McCain:
...He broke further with the Republican leadership to oppose Mr. Bush's outsized tax-cut scheme as too weighted toward the wealthy....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
These imbeciles should NOT talk about the economy. Just a few days ago even GEKKO KUDLOW, who'd gloated all through the MASSACRE RALLY and belched this "recession" biz was leftist news-hack hooey and insisted Goldilocks was still firmly ensconced in the house, finally admitted the bears chased her out. This is one reason the con-SER-va-tive movement is in danger: its uncritical support for big biz and the MEGARICH, and anything that will make them bigger and MEGARICHER -- at the PEOPLES' expense.
Posted
7:39 PM
by Gene
The Wall Street Casino will never learn.
Posted
7:19 PM
by Gene
Can you imagine what the Big W would do to auto retailing? It's hard to see it sticking with this as the margins are so low; then again it's one of these companies with a bad rep that's trying to make good by becoming PC, and it gives up little by selling unconventional cars. On balance it could be a good thing if it makes hybrids cheaper -- heck if it makes autos cheaper.
(Via Brandweek)
Posted
5:06 PM
by Gene
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3:13 PM
by Gene
Is it possible to believe Vegas's boxes are that much safer than they were twenty-seven years ago?
This is owned by MGM Mirage, figures.
Posted
10:12 AM
by Gene
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9:45 AM
by Gene
What qualifies Mug to be governor other than she made a lot of money?
Posted
5:30 PM
by Gene
Posted
2:05 PM
by Gene
Lawmakers clinch a deal on tax rebates
Rob from the taxpayer, give to the taxpayer. I like that!
We imagine con-SER-va-tives are fuming -- not because this is stupid, but because it gives money to people who aren't RICH.
Posted
1:22 PM
by Gene
“At a certain point, people are not going to turn on the established broadcast networks,” says David Scardino, entertainment specialist at Rubin Postaer & Associates in Santa Monica, Calif. “They will not be looking there for their entertainment. That’s inevitable.”
But it will take more than a labor dispute to break the boob screen's lock on our minds; just breaking them from the network habit isn't enough. We have too many different kinds of bad TV. And that the "heavy TV viewers" seem "most annoyed" by this almost-three-month inconvenience suggests they may be the first to bolt. Then again, if their brethren the ad-blurbists are any sign, they may be the first to forgive.
Posted
1:20 PM
by Gene
About 80% of black babies are born to unwed moms
NO SNITCHIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted
10:44 AM
by Gene
True; and we the little folk, who don't earn the megazillions you do, have a right to make fun of people who jump on couches and KSW.
Posted
10:38 AM
by Gene
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10:18 AM
by Gene
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10:13 AM
by Gene
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9:20 AM
by Gene
This may be a non-issue anyway; China has the power to shut down Beijing.
Posted
8:59 AM
by Gene
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8:53 AM
by Gene
The last man who makes a joke owns it.
--Finley Peter Dunne
We have no idea what that means. If it means anything it's nothing when it comes to blogs, the greatest dispenser of jokes in history -- and with blogs the jokes merely pass from one to another, like rumors, undergoing so many permutations no one ever owns any joke. But Little Malcolm must have thought this profound.
Posted
8:43 AM
by Gene
(Via IWantMedia)
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8:37 AM
by Gene
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8:31 AM
by Gene
(Via MediaBistro)
Posted
8:12 AM
by Gene
And then there's the Kurt Cobain of film. But at least this affords excuses for rolling the eyes. A dashingly handsome matinée idol? What drug were they on? And now Mort Zuck informs us that Kurt -- er, Heath may have killed himself because of the IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS of playing THE JOKER in the new BATMAN TENTPOLE. We have it from no less an expert than JACK, one of the GREATEST AC-TORS WHO EVER LIVED, that Heath signed a SUICIDE PACT. (Or something.) That the hacks can turn a TENTPOLE into KING LEAR shows their surfeit of idiocy is never surfeit enough. But just because our age stinks and our culture stinks do you have to type EVERYTHING in 72-point font to make up for it, Mort?
It's official: this story has reached the Presidential primary phase.
Posted
6:42 PM
by Gene
Maybe the frozen northland isn't so PC after all. Eh?
[Canada's "secretary of state for multiculturalism and Canadian identity" Jason] Kenney said his government was left with no choice but to abandon the process, expressing displeasure with Libya elected to chair the gathering, Cuba appointed vice-chair, and Iran named to the organizing committee.
"This (Iran) is a country whose government has publicly expressed its desire to eliminate the only Jewish country in the world," he said.
EH?
Posted
8:13 AM
by Gene
Somewhere LEGENDARY WELCH and MEAN BUSINESS are screaming, YES!!!!!
Posted
8:11 AM
by Gene
Who's Rudy got? An ex-police commissioner? And no, I don't think God will be good enough, Mitt. (Sorry about that.)
Posted
7:00 PM
by Gene
Well, now you won't have to!
Posted
6:51 PM
by Gene
MPAA Admits Mistake on Downloading Study
There is not a damned thing Sammy Glickman and the Kingdom of the Eternal Valenti are right about. They're not right about the genius of fillum or the eeeeeeeeeeeevil of file sharing or their stupid box-office stats or how the public looooooooooooooooooves the ratings system or how Jack was a good man. Well, there is one thing they are right about: that Congresspoops are eminently flatterable and bribable, and for that reason we suspect President "Movie Star" McKeating will spend half his time in Sammy's screening room.
Posted
6:47 PM
by Gene
You have to be an ultra-insider to make THAT point, Kim.
And not just for the Os-CARS®, we might add.
Posted
6:44 PM
by Gene
The last time The Times editorially endorsed a presidential candidate was Richard Nixon in 1972. Through that year, the newspaper's presidential endorsement process was, shall we say, fairly predictable. Whoever was the Republican candidate got the nod in print. The 126-year-old newspaper has never endorsed a Democrat for president.
Well -- there's always a first time!
And a second and a third and a fourth and a...provided you stay in business that long.
(Via the usual Romy)
Posted
9:48 AM
by Gene
Even ENRONS!
Posted
9:14 AM
by Gene
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9:04 AM
by Gene
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8:52 AM
by Gene
"Hol-leh-WOOOOOD is in a b-llllllllllllleak MOOOD this yea-eah." May the strike last longer so the mood gets bleaker!
P. S. TRANSLATION: Please -- pretty please -- cave if you must; I want my chance to toady again!
Posted
8:47 AM
by Gene
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4:17 PM
by Gene
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4:14 PM
by Gene
Yep, when the casino herd wants to start a debacle, nothing can stand in its way. Certainly not common sense -- the casino has never heard of it.
Posted
10:28 AM
by Gene
And shucks, all those idiot speculators of Uncle Sam's still have the power to make the world swoon -- even the Chinese, the only people to outdo us in maniacal speculation.
"Marking down assets" -- would we be in this fix if the casino dealers hadn't mightily marked assets UP?
Posted
10:20 AM
by Gene
"Please stay on strike," the correspondent pleaded. "My daughter went from Cs to straight As!! Strike for the sake of the children!!!!!" [Budget-preserving twenty-first and twenty-second of twenty-three grafs]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!!!
Posted
8:51 PM
by Gene
No -- and that's NO LIE.
Posted
6:14 PM
by Gene
1. The ad-agency types and others who want to spendspendspend on TV come hell or low commissions envision a rolling season with more shows and fewer episodes, meaning with luck no series will ever be a hit again.
2. The cowards at Hyundai say they relented about pulling an ad from the SUPER BORE because of "creative" when we all know the real reason was the entire exeuctive staff staging a rebellion if it couldn't have its tickets.
Posted
5:58 PM
by Gene
Even better when we invent a disease that may not exist.
Posted
5:41 PM
by Gene
Can one apply pressure [to Israel] and be "pro"? Yes. The Carter Administration pushed and yanked Israel and Egypt toward a full peace agreement -- an agreement that was the greatest American contribution to the security of both countries.
Well, it's certainly contributed billions to Egypt, anyway.
Posted
5:37 PM
by Gene
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5:24 PM
by Gene
Beats me -- but some hospital outfit in Minnesota sure is making a statement!
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5:04 PM
by Gene
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5:00 PM
by Gene
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12:24 PM
by Gene
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10:20 AM
by Gene
In ABC's New Hampshire debate, McCain said: "Why shouldn't we be able to reimport drugs from Canada?" A conservative's answer is:
That amounts to importing Canada's price controls, a large step toward a system in which some medicines would be inexpensive but many others -- new pain-relieving, life-extending pharmaceuticals -- would be unavailable. Setting drug prices by government fiat rather than market forces results in huge reductions of funding for research and development of new drugs. McCain's evident aim is to reduce pharmaceutical companies' profits. But if all those profits were subtracted from the nation's health-care bill, the pharmaceutical component of that bill would be reduced only from 10 percent to 8 percent -- and innovation would stop, taking a terrible toll in unnecessary suffering and premature death. When McCain explains that trade-off to voters, he will actually have engaged in straight talk.
And by the time he'll have ended his straight talk, half the voters will feel numb and the other half will think they've been hoodwinked through a better form of lobbying. That Canada has state controls does not justify the mess of our health care system -- and we suspect other than remedies easily copied from Cato and AEI Biz doesn't have a clue. Why should he? He can pay for his health care tens of thousands of times over, through multiple employers.
Columnists are getting as useful as bloggers.
Posted
5:51 PM
by Gene
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4:55 PM
by Gene
I guess Warren JR. finally realizes he has to run the company. Or does he?
Posted
1:03 PM
by Gene
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10:02 AM
by Gene
P. S. on 1/20 at 1:35 p.m. It was The Atlantic. (Via Reason.com via TNR.com)
Posted
9:00 AM
by Gene
Jay to the PR staff of Fox: High six-figures!
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO JAY!
Posted
8:57 AM
by Gene
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8:50 AM
by Gene
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10:23 AM
by Gene
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD (MATT DIVISION) TO NICHOLE!
Posted
10:21 AM
by Gene
Gee, that didn't take long to them fathom -- only about three weeks.
Posted
8:49 AM
by Gene
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8:42 AM
by Gene
Does the world need movie prizes? TV prizes? Recording prizes? JERNALISM prizes? All sorts of hug-yourself-and-preen prizes?
NO.
(Via ArtsJournal)
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8:41 AM
by Gene
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8:26 AM
by Gene
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8:23 AM
by Gene
Couldn't we think up, say, five hundred other actresses who might be more suitable?
Meantime our favorite Branson East columnist also reports that KERNGERSHWIN HAMMERSTEIN had a raging artistic tantrum in public. Isn't he close to the age where he has to worry about his health?
Posted
7:44 PM
by Gene
It's almost as though businesspoops willed this debacle.
Posted
6:46 PM
by Gene
Aren't I glad I'm in Philly, where it's merely snowing.
Posted
6:23 PM
by Gene
Now to wait, and hope, and hope to keep waiting.
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5:57 PM
by Gene
On top of that there's all the home-equity loans, and....
Why does the vision of DOMINOES raise its ugly presence?
Posted
5:46 PM
by Gene
Political bloggers' mediocre analysis affects MSM reporting
It's only fair that professional bloggers be paid for their work
And reluctant though I am to say a kind word for Romy's favorite alternarag, I think Mr. Stark has a point:
Internet boosters have exaggerated the assets of the medium — more reporting, better reporting, more democratic reporting, accessible around the clock — in much the same way that cable supporters did when when CNN and its sister channels arrived on the scene about two decades ago. In a country that’s bamboozled by novelty, claims in support of a new technology or invention will almost always be extravagant.
The problem is that there isn’t really enough news to go around in this 24-hour, up-to-the-minute cycle. And, sadly, there aren’t enough astute thinkers to go around, either — not than anyone can be that clever all the time.
One obstacle for these thinkers is the same one that hindered writers when television first arrived on the scene in the 1950s. “Back in the old days,” once noted Bob Hope on the differences between writing for TV and writing for a comedy stage show, “you would do one sketch for five years. But if you use that sketch on TV, it’s used up in one night.” Blogging burns up good material very quickly, meaning that even the best run out and start writing, well, second-rate stuff. (And that’s on their good days.)
But it's still comedy!
Posted
10:32 AM
by Gene
Yep, campaign songs have gone decidedly downhill.
AH'M PRAYOUD T'BE A CAYYYYYYYYYYN!!!!! AMERICAYYYYYYYYYYN!!!!!
DECIDEDLY.
(Via ArtsJournal)
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9:03 AM
by Gene
The United Nations is backing a $100 million film fund aimed at combating stereotypes in movies.
Pffh-hh-hh hh hh hh hh hh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Anyone like to guess how many people that could save from -- GENOCIDE if the League of Nations knew what it was doing?
And of COURSE eBay-financed GuiltTrip Lecture Productions is in on the deal. Hey, they know a good boondoggle when they see it!
Posted
9:00 AM
by Gene
NBC EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Yep, that should take care of the spinoff talk, Little Jeffy -- at $34.56.
Posted
8:45 AM
by Gene
That should stop them from downloading movies!
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8:17 AM
by Gene
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8:13 AM
by Gene
Bugmeister really thinks he'll be the King of Show-Biz? Doesn't he know the Lord God Steve is his superior -- for good reason?
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8:08 AM
by Gene
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6:44 PM
by Gene
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6:39 PM
by Gene
We have a long way to go to a brokered convention.
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6:31 PM
by Gene
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6:29 PM
by Gene
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6:16 PM
by Gene
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6:11 PM
by Gene
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10:03 AM
by Gene
See the mad scramble of CEOs wanting IN!
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9:54 AM
by Gene
(Again via ArtsJournal)
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8:41 AM
by Gene
(Via ArtsJournal, where they're very sad too)
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8:37 AM
by Gene
Hey! Would you like to go with me for a little walk?
Maybe we can find you a nice fresh chicken.
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8:29 AM
by Gene
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8:26 AM
by Gene
Why should a story take as long to read as the "gestation of a llama"? Because it SHOULD!
Posted
5:32 PM
by Gene
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5:29 PM
by Gene
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5:26 PM
by Gene
(Via DetroitNews.com)
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5:08 PM
by Gene
The U.S. Supreme Court put new limits on shareholder suits against a company's banks and business partners in a ruling that may thwart efforts to recoup billions of dollars lost in frauds at Enron Corp. and HealthSouth Corp.
Even better news:
The case split the court along ideological lines. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote the court's majority opinion, which Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas joined.
Who'd have thought Nine-Finger Kennedy could grow?
Posted
3:03 PM
by Gene
Meanwhile, many in the entertainment press were aghast Monday when ABC’s Diane Sawyer failed to ask Katie Holmes a single question on “Good Morning America” about the book, the videos or any of the other controversies that have swirled around her nearly three-year relationship with Cruise.
Sawyer, who prides herself on being a great journalist, managed to elicit from Holmes only that she liked wearing pink during her pregnancy.
You don't suppose that was in the ground rules, would you, Rog?
Posted
1:59 PM
by Gene
The temporary move may become permanent, because primetime commercials don't have as much viewer impact they did a decade ago, marketing chief Deborah Wahl Meyer said yesterday in an interview at the Detroit auto show. Meanwhile, Chrysler is reaching buyers on car-enthusiast Web sites, she said.
The strike ``is changing the whole broadcast model,'' Meyer said. Unlike the last writers' walkout, in 1988, ``the biggest thing we've noticed about the strike is that nobody is talking about it,'' she added. [Emphasis added]
COMMON SENSE STRIKES AN ADVERTISER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Via IWantMedia)
Posted
1:50 PM
by Gene
Isn't that a letdown after getting her own president?
Posted
1:25 PM
by Gene
Is the Lord God Steve losing it?
Posted
11:10 AM
by Gene
Boy I love that there fancy chain you're giving me, sheikh! Of course I can't keep it on accounta it would look bad, plus we got these laws -- you know about laws, sheikh -- but let me tell you, once I get out of that there Beltway, why, pile on all the gold and diamonds and jewelry and what not you have! As my dad said, get while the gettin's good -- and sheikh, I intend to get!
Posted
9:49 AM
by Gene
Well that's all right, Mr. High Holy Sheikh, once I get out of the Great White Prison we'll have some really swell times together -- maybe I can even work for you! Y'know, Texas and Saudi Arabia have lots in common...like great leaders.
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9:46 AM
by Gene
The least important characteristics in a sales rep identified by marketers were sales presence and entertainment. Only 8% of respondents said going to dinners, shows and sporting events with sellers was important -- though Mr. Pearl warned survey respondents may have been reluctant to admit to that. "Most people probably aren't going to own up to the fact that they really love being entertained," he said.
ESPECIALLY ON OUR DIME.
Posted
8:46 AM
by Gene
Clinton-Obama!
Er, Obama-Clinton!
I've got a great slogan: Three Presidents for the Price of One!
Oops! Somebody didn't call off the armies! (Via USAOKAY.com)
Posted
8:32 AM
by Gene
TRANSLATION: The strike provides a convenient excuse for the moguls to ditch deals they shouldn't have made in the first place.
(Via MediaBistro)
Posted
8:27 AM
by Gene
And really, given the boxes going up in Vegas, is it that great a view?
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8:16 AM
by Gene
TRANSLATION: They pay him eight digits to belch platitudes.
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7:57 PM
by Gene
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7:12 PM
by Gene
Does this mean it's growing?
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7:05 PM
by Gene
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4:50 PM
by Gene
Today the Grammys, tomorrow -- the WORLD!
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1:36 PM
by Gene
TYLER – A 5,500-square-foot lakefront home awarded in the Home & Garden Television "Dream Home" sweepstakes in 2005 has sold at auction for $1.3 million.
Rick Mullins of Dallas won the one-acre property on Lake Tyler after bidding began Saturday at $5 million. The tax-assessed value of the home is $1.85 million, according to city records.
The original winner of the house, Don Cruz, said he put the home up for auction after he couldn't keep up with steep income and property taxes. Many other "Dream Home" winners in previous years have also been forced to sell their prize because of the financial burdens of the lavish properties.
Posted
1:26 PM
by Gene
If we GOT as good as we GAVE....
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1:19 PM
by Gene
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12:52 PM
by Gene
Seeing poor T. O. cry is almost enough to make a grown man cry.
Dry those tears, T. O. There's always next year -- and more chances to open your mouth.
Posted
9:10 AM
by Gene
Is this an excuse to let oil sheikhs take over our banking system?
Posted
8:57 AM
by Gene
What's on David Remnick's mind these days? In a video interview with Big Think, a Web start-up that marries high-profile interviews with social networking, The New Yorker editor in chief reflects on his childhood, his big breaks at The Washington Post and in Russia, and discusses the future of The New Yorker and of journalism in general. But he also admits he worries about whether The New Yorker is funny enough.
I'd say with Ken Felatta, Bert Lahrson and David "The Formerly Speculatively Investing Formerly Audiophilic Former Porn Addict" Denby you needn't worry about laughs.
Posted
8:54 AM
by Gene
ON THE FIFTY-YARD LINE!!!!!
I know, I know, I'm ranting this morning, but these jerks get me so riled up.
Really, aren't there more interesting things to watch than football?
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8:43 AM
by Gene
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8:31 AM
by Gene
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8:19 AM
by Gene
"Let us have PEACE!" said NIKKI FIN -- Gen. Grant. Well, except for the idiot advertisers who will waste our money until the last star has burnt to a cinder, we have peace on television. May it reign for months and months to come.
Posted
8:04 AM
by Gene
I HATE BIGMEDIA! I HATE CORPORATE AMERICA!
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8:47 PM
by Gene
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7:51 PM
by Gene
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7:37 PM
by Gene
Do you read any online reviews?
I don't read the blogs much. I don't like the tone-the rather in-your-face road-rage quality of a lot of exchange on the Internet. I don't like the threads that come out of any given piece of journalism. It seems that when people know they can't be held accountable, when they don't have eye contact, it seems to bring out a rather nasty, truculent, aggressive edge that I think slightly doesn't belong in the world of book reviewing.
And here is why, for all the hand-wringing and gnashing of fillings, the status quo in book reviewing will stand. Authors do not want to read negative reviews. Understandable; but frequently negative reviews are the only ones that will speak honestly. One reason we don't get more negative reviews is that no one wants to be the fellow who panned The Great Gatsby; but Great Gatsbys are exceedingly unlikely in this age, for reasons too tedious to rehash, and so we get lots of raves of lots of books that already have little distinction among them, getting less distinction still from the sound-alike raves. And we certainly don't want to upset exceptionally acclaimed authors. What the literary biz needs is a good shaking up, and a good weeding-out of its logrollers, but despite our exceptionally acclaimed author's annoyance it probably won't come from literary blogs, most of which are too obscure to matter, and whose proprietors also seem to believe they should be polite; but given our culture's increasing lack of confidence for all its blowhardness I would not want to guess where that shaking up and weeding out would come from.
And our potential-Os-CAR®-nominee inspirer's favorite Web site is something called Edge, which looks like the kind of hermetically-sealed thing that can only further serve to keep literature down.
P. S.
About The Life Transcripts:
"I just read the Life book and it is fantastic. One of the better books I've read in a while. Super rich, high signal to noise, great subject."
— Kevin Kelly, Editor-At-Large, Wired
Is this Julian Hirsch writing?
P. P. S. I should note Paramount Pete has complained yet again about all those gloomy Os-CAR® nominees, and this masterwork hasn't done that stupendously well at the B.O., so it appears Art must stay in her waiting room a little while longer.
(First link via the sometimes hermetically sealed Arts & Letters Daily)
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5:17 PM
by Gene
Okay JFK, we'll build a bridge that probably won't reach a tenth of the way to the other side, thus becoming a bridge to nowhere. "A $250 tax cut." Make -- me laugh! You know and I know the only way we'll get out of this mess is when all those zillions of unsold homes get sold, or demolished, and all the crushing bad debt that built them gets wiped off the books for good.
Terrific leadership, J.
Posted
4:45 PM
by Gene
1. Victoria's Secret's execs think they can flog their housing-depressed sales by yelling, "I WAS AT THE SUPER BOWL® AND YOU WEREN'T!" If that could be true not only should every national retailer be a nuisance there, it would end our sure-to-be near-depression.
2. Chrysler's calling itself NEW! -- again:
This marks the third time since the late 1970s that the carmaker has advertised itself as "the new Chrysler," according to Todd Turner, president of consultant CarConcepts. "If it was only a perception problem, they could fix it with communications, and even so, that takes a lot of time and money."
Which is surely a problem as many believe the Three-Headed Dog wants to save money on its investment. How it can save money and get back in the race remains to be seen.
3. The only people more upset than the ad-blurbists and other assorted résumé-writing news hacks who want their TV back are the madmen of MadAve, who live to hear their clients scream, "I WAS AT THE OSCARS® AND YOU WEREN'T!" Given how many uncounted zillions they've flushed down the boob tube they would be psychotically upset, as financing all manner of dog droppings allows them to put a non-stop one over on us. But the CW says the last time there was a big Fantasy and Profanity League strike the ratings dropped, and a public already slowly weaned from the set as it is may not have the patience of, say, media buyers.
4. This housing-inspired near-depression is forcing ordinary folk to discover private labels -- and once they discover most private-label goods are just as good -- indeed, many are made by members of THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF WILLFULLY IGNORANT ADVERTISERS -- they may not want to trade back up.
5. If Wendy's wants to be Mickey D, it should hire a CMO (that's chief marketing officer, about analogous to a chief information officer, and just as useful) whose chief function is to yell "HIP." That and maybe it could sell overpriced java.
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2:34 PM
by Gene
Nineteen months after yours truly declared it "a high-tech squeeze box that grew up", a P-Ulitzer-Prize-winning AH-chi-tect-TYURE cri-TIC calls the Hearst Tower UG-LEH!
I'm tired of being blogging's best-kept secret!
(Via ADAM!!!!!)
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2:09 PM
by Gene
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1:36 PM
by Gene
Celebrities Donate to Many Candidates
Jennifer Aniston
-$2,300 to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama
Hank Azaria
-$2,300 to Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards
Tyra Banks
-$2,300 contribution to Obama
Angela Bassett
-$2,300 to Obama
Halle Berry
$2,300 to Obama
Valerie Bertinelli
-$2,300 to Obama
Pat Boone
-$800 to former Republican presidential candidate Sam Brownback
-$1,000 to Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney
Zach Braff
-$2,300 to Obama
Christie Brinkley
-$2,150 to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton
-$1,000 to Obama
James L. Brooks
-$2,300 to Obama
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$1,000 to former Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson
Jackson Browne
$2,300 to Obama
Jerry Bruckheimer
-$2,300 to Republican presidential candidate John McCain [BOOBS McKEATING! THIS MAKES YOU POPULAR!!!!!]
Chevy Chase
-$2,100 to former Democratic presidential candidate Chris Dodd
-$4,600 to Clinton
Cher
-$2,100 to former Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden
John Cleese
-$2,300 to Obama
George Clooney
-$2,300 to Obama
Harry Connick Jr.
-$4,600 to Obama
Gary Cole
-$2,300 to Edwards
Larry David
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
James Denton
-$4,600 to Edwards
Danny DeVito
-$2,300 to Clinton
Paul Dooley
-$2,300 to Obama
Michael Douglas
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$4,600 to Richardson
-$1,500 to Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich
-$4,600 to Dodd
-$4,600 to Obama [Playing the field, Mike? We thought you were MARRIED.]
Fran Drescher
-$2,300 to Clinton
Hector Elizondo
-$300 to Kucinich
Linda Evans
-$2,300 to Obama
Morgan Freeman
-$2,300 to Obama
Jamie Foxx
-$2,300 to Obama
Jeff Garlin
-$250 to Obama
Louis Gossett
-$2,300 to Obama
Kelsey Grammer
-$2,300 to Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani
Seth Green
-$4,600 to Edwards
Jasmine Guy
-$2,300 to Obama
Tom Hanks
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
Hill Harper
-$2,300 to Obama
Dennis Haysbert
-$2,300 to Obama
Edward Helms
-$250 to Clinton
Don Henley
-$4,600 to Edwards
-$4,600 to Clinton
Cheryl Hines
-$1,000 to Obama
Quincy Jones
-$4,600 to Clinton
Jeffrey Katzenberg
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
-$2,100 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Dodd
Val Kilmer
-$2,300 to Richardson
Norman Lear
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,100 to former Democratic presidential candidate Tom Vilsack
-$1,150 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
John Lithgow
-$1,000 to Dodd
Seth Macfarlane
-$1,000 to Obama
Amy Madigan
-$2,300 to Clinton
Tobey Maguire
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
Branford Marsalis
-$4,600 to Obama
Steve Martin
-$2,300 to Dodd
Lorne Michaels
-$4,600 to Dodd
-$2,300 to McCain [MR. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE LIKES YOU TOO!]
Bette Midler
-$4,600 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
Eddie Murphy
-$2,300 to Obama
Kathy Najimy
-$2,300 to Clinton
Paul Newman
-$4,600 to Obama
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$4,600 to Dodd
Leonard Nimoy
-$2,300 to Obama
Edward Norton
-$2,300 to Obama
Rosie O'Donnell
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
Sean Penn
-$2,300 to Kucinich
-$4,600 to Edwards
Rhea Perlman
-$2,300 to Clinton
Ellen Pompeo
-$4,600 to Obama
Sidney Poitier
-$4,600 to Obama
Bonnie Raitt
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Kucinich
Lynn Redgrave
-$250 to Clinton
Rob Reiner
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$1,000 to Dodd
Chris Rock
-$4,600 to Obama
Susan Saint James
-$4,600 to Dodd
Adam Sandler
-$2,100 to Giuliani
Brooke Shields
-$2,300 to Obama
Elisabeth Shue
-$1,500 to Dodd
Paul Simon
-$4,600 to Dodd
Will Smith
-$4,600 to Obama
Steven Spielberg
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
Darren Star
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
Mary Steenburgen
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$4,600 to Clinton
Ben Stein
-$750 to Giuliani [BEN FRANKENSTEIN GAVE TO A REPUBLICAN?!?!?]
Ben Stiller
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
-$4,600 to Clinton
Barbra Streisand
-$1,000 to Dodd
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
Isaiah Washington
$2,300 to Obama
Gene Wilder
-$2,300 to Obama
Jerry Weintraub
-$2,300 to Richardson
Forest Whitaker
-$2,300 to Obama
Oprah Winfrey
-$2,300 to Obama
Joanne Woodward
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$4,600 to Dodd
-$4,600 to Obama
Renee Zellweger
-$4,600 to Clinton
---
Source: Federal Election Commission data.
[Emphasis added]
And so on. And so on and so on. And so on and so on and so on.
(List copied from ASSPress post)
P. S.
GOP candidate Mike Huckabee has the support of actor Chuck Norris — but none of his money, as of the latest campaign filings.
Well Hucklechuck, he gave you publicity -- and you can't BUY that.
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
